Omlb

On my lil bro. Its kinda like ONG (on god) or OMM (on my momma).

Judge: did u murder him
Me: Omlb I didn’t

Judge: Not guilty

by LilToeNailda3rd March 11, 2022

Four-Egg Omlette

A sex move where two guys intertwine their testicles, sometimes accompanied with tying them together.

"Dude, I'm hungry/"
"Bro, wanna four-egg omlette?"

by Funsley February 10, 2021

Mother of All Omlettes

A term used by the iconic final boss of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, Senator Steven Armstrong. He uses it to refer to his plan to get rid of the government and make an anarchic state where might makes right because he sees that as true freedom. It means, at it's core, that the ends justify the means, and this plan is too big, and world-changing for to worry about the collateral damage, or people who are in the way.

"Making the Mother of All Omlettes here Jack! Can't fret over every egg!"
-Senator Steven Armstrong to Raiden, about Operation Tecumseh

by OR56 January 2, 2023

spanish omlette

When you(the male) are having intercourse doggy style and you are extremely drunk. Regergitate on the back of the female you are pounding, the trick is to not let any of the omlette(your puke) spill until you have climaxed.

Justin was so hammered last night that he puked on Alana's back, she asked "what was that," and he responded, "oh that's just the spanish omlette." She couldn't believe that he had cooked her breakfast and pigged out.

by Dubbaj September 10, 2008

omlet

A shortening of onmi-mullet, the stringy, hanging long at all directions aging surfer cut usually used to hid a thinning/receding hairline. The omlet's tendency to hang in the eyes and over the ears and thereby reduce audiovisual input has let to several thousand fatalities involving sharks, moving vehicles, and birds looking for adequate nest building materials.

'Dude, that guy is almost thirty. Its time for him to admit hes not the sandstud of 1997 and get a new haircut. That omlet is just sad. Oh crap! Look out guy, a shark!'

by rancid cheeze December 4, 2007

denver omlet

To have intercourse so hard and make her lips of her vagina flop over with the males secretions in between

I gave Kaydee a Denver Omlet

by Jaxattax May 9, 2017

OMLL

"Oh My Lola's Lord"

Expression of surprise or exasperation, depending on the situation. Used by atheists/agnostics who obviously don't have a lord, but whose granny were devout believers.

Carl 1: I stepped on dog poo in Paris!
Carl 2: OMLL!

by metta January 3, 2012