Whoever Offense

A basketball term made popular by YouTuber “Chris Smoove”. It is when a players defense is so bad you target him every play. Whoever he guards is whoevers gonna score.

“Just run whoever offense on him, his defense sucks”

by Sshsuucfkg July 22, 2021

No Offense

Something you say right before you offend the living shit out of someone.

no offense bob, but everything you believe is wrong

by Po Ivey August 14, 2006

offense

When someone's feelings are hurt, often results in great things being removed.

Offense is the main cause of comedy removal.

by Skelwor August 10, 2009

no offense

The phrase you use before you knowingly, intentionally, and viciously offend someone.

No offense, Nick, but we've always hated your guts and we're just using you for your big-screen...and your sister, who by the way is a raging slut. Especially after a couple shots of Cuervo.

by C-Mills December 1, 2010

no offense, but

usually said right before someone says the most offensive thing possible.

Mel Gibson: No offense, but you people are all a bunch of greedy money grabbing, bagel eating piece of shit Jews!

Jews: That was rather offensive

by erection_infection December 19, 2013

no offense

a phrase that is believed to make a really rude comment less rude, but really just makes you look like a jackass.

No offense Chelsea, but you suck.

by katopoliss December 7, 2010

Offensivitis

the asshole who takes offense at the drop of a hat

Forget swine flu, the Indian government is suffering from a much grave disease called offensivitis.

by AlekhyaDas May 14, 2015