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Oakland Mist

when you go to a sauna and you have your partner lie down on their stomach, you then walk on top of them and squat over their asshole, then squat crawl while shitting, making a shit streak from their ass to there head
Rerald Barhammer gave Jessica Dickinson a mean Oakland Mist this morning after a mean workout, leaving a green shit streak on her back, whilst onlookers watched in horror.
by Gingi Dumguy December 11, 2021
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Oakland Hit

when taking a large hit of weed, usually off a pipe or joint, a maneuver where you french inhale the smoke and blow out a single, large smoke ring. originated in oakland, california
the new kid's from oakland...we should blaze him out and see if he does an oakland hit.
by fuckyeah420 May 6, 2011
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oakland floater

putting toddlers in burkas and forcing them to eat dog treats
johnny mouthed off on me today so i had to pull the ole' oakland floater
by the gold diggers August 23, 2011
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Oakland spritz

A birthday cocktail comprised of various backwash from the spit bucket during a California wine tasting on a winter evening.
Happy Birthday Huey! Now open your mouth for this Oakland Spritz! - Matthew Nguyen (@mattehue.ng)
by mattehue.ng December 23, 2023
mugGet the Oakland spritzmug.

oakland daredevil

when you take yo girl to Oakland and you take a wing-suit and jump off a building as you shit and bust on her as you glide over her in the air.
“bro my trip to Oakland was crazy, I even got to Oakland Daredevil her”
by gangshit696969 March 12, 2024
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Oakland Athletics

They’re pretty much the worst team in baseball right now. They currently have a win/loss of 19 wind, 52 losses, which sucks, and they’re so bad, they’re being EVICTED from Oakland and going to Vegas.
Chris: “What’s your favorite baseball team?”
Andrew: “The Oakland Athletics.”
Chris: “I’m sorry for you,”
by A person125 June 16, 2023
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Oakland spritz

A birthday cocktail comprised of various backwash from the spit bucket during a California wine tasting on a winter evening.
Happy Birthday Huey! Now open your mouth for this Oakland Spritz! - Matthew Nguyen (@mattehue.ng)
by mattehue.ng December 23, 2023
mugGet the Oakland spritzmug.

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