Skip to main content

Oakland spritz

A birthday cocktail comprised of various backwash from the spit bucket during a California wine tasting on a winter evening.
Happy Birthday Huey! Now open your mouth for this Oakland Spritz! - Matthew Nguyen (@mattehue.ng)
by mattehue.ng December 23, 2023
mugGet the Oakland spritz mug.
A mix of two concepts:

"LA" is presumably not the Lennox and Addington revered by Avril Lavigne fans worldwide but Los Angeles, a podunk California town which attracts would-be actresses and models from all over. Many have perfect faces.

Conversely, Oakland is a city in the Bay Area in which many who have been priced out of San Francisco by the Silicon Valley rabble and the dot-com bubble have taken refuge. A black man and a rapper, Sir Mix-A-Lot would be looking for ghetto booty - a booty that is large, round, and bootylicious.

So, presumably, the best of both worlds.
Seattle-based rapper Sir Mix-A-Lot saw the Oakland girls might not have been China doll beautiful like the A-list cinema stars from Burbank, but were particularly endowed in another area.

This phrase, LA face with an Oakland booty, is talking about a female who has both.
by bitchuck November 30, 2025
mugGet the LA face with an Oakland booty mug.

Oakland Clarke

A hot handsome, kind guy who seems perfect he’s funny as he will make you fall in love with you straight away
by Ballabags123 December 19, 2022
mugGet the Oakland Clarke mug.

Oakland Mist

when you go to a sauna and you have your partner lie down on their stomach, you then walk on top of them and squat over their asshole, then squat crawl while shitting, making a shit streak from their ass to there head
Rerald Barhammer gave Jessica Dickinson a mean Oakland Mist this morning after a mean workout, leaving a green shit streak on her back, whilst onlookers watched in horror.
by Gingi Dumguy December 11, 2021
mugGet the Oakland Mist mug.

Oakland Hit

when taking a large hit of weed, usually off a pipe or joint, a maneuver where you french inhale the smoke and blow out a single, large smoke ring. originated in oakland, california
the new kid's from oakland...we should blaze him out and see if he does an oakland hit.
by fuckyeah420 May 6, 2011
mugGet the Oakland Hit mug.

Oakland Athletics

They’re pretty much the worst team in baseball right now. They currently have a win/loss of 19 wind, 52 losses, which sucks, and they’re so bad, they’re being EVICTED from Oakland and going to Vegas.
Chris: “What’s your favorite baseball team?”
Andrew: “The Oakland Athletics.”
Chris: “I’m sorry for you,”
by A person125 June 16, 2023
mugGet the Oakland Athletics mug.

East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique

The act of tearing up a persons anus by inserting 2 pounds of pure raw meat up/down their anus, then is continued with a barrage of slaps. This in turn cooks in the meat in the persons anus, how ever this takes time so usually the person slapping uses the final step in the infamous "The Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd". This Technique was primarily used by the East Oakland Grim Reaper, who is now incarnated in the local sheriff county jail. This technique is now outlawed and carries a 25 year prison sentence, unless you are in the following countries: Mexico, Japan, Wisconsin, Thailand and Uganda.
The East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique is a dangerous technique and must be done with the proper precautions.
by EastOaklandGrimReaper July 7, 2025
mugGet the East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email