Used Canoe

Bobbing on cock (the "oar") in a swimming pool and/or getting tea-bagged while floating on a raft. Variant: Doing push-ups, poolside, while bobbing on the cock of a swimmer floating in the pool.
Girlfriend: Did you blow that guy while floating on your Pringles inflatable raft?

Her: He treated me like a Used Canoe.

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I was backfloating while she went upside down on me like a Used Canoe.

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Look at that little guy by the pool! He's covering that D like a used canoe.
by Roderick Tutweiler June 16, 2010
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douche canoe

Not a definition but the orgin of the phrase: This phrase was coined in 2004 by Blake Edmondson in Camp Walker, South Korea. It was used as an alternative phrase for someone being a complete moron / dick / dirtbag. After Edmondson transferred stations I attempted to pass this phrase on along with other greats such as..... Gungle a gungle, (rumble of a V8) Kadouche (boom), and Splack (disgusting splash).
Mongo don't be such a douche canoe, just drink the damn shot!
by You know! October 12, 2012
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Canoe Captain

a leader of a lesbian group or a self proclaimed female gay activist with no useful purpose other then self-promotion.
Last night at a local gay club the "Canoe Captain" led a fear-less group of lesbians in an effort to protest the existence of men.
by spike001 March 15, 2006
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Canoe Paddling

Male version of a motorboat but it's when a man's penis is fondled.
-"Dude, during dinner she kept grabbing my croch under the table and playing with it."
-"Bro, so she was canoe paddling you!"
-"Yeah"
by Paw Lee February 08, 2012
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douche canoe

A vehicle containing or transporting two or more douchebags.
Dude, check out that Hummer over there. It's a total douche canoe.
by Skirish April 25, 2010
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dumped a canoe

Last night I dumped a canoe, literally pooped on her vagina
by Wiznut August 18, 2017
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VAL-Cano

Great nickname for a person named Valentina. Valentina is a dope friend who is hilarious and a great companion.
Person1: Wow Valentina is so nice
Person2: Yeah she's a VAL-Cano
by Chinchillasaur101 May 24, 2018
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