Bev

The most heartless and emotionless cuntbag that feels or has no remorse. The most vile name given to a human being . A unit of measure of vileness.

Eating two metric tons of horseshit is better than eating one Bev.

by Redline38 October 17, 2020

Where yo bev at?

A slang term for not having your beverage at the dinner table while eating.

Tyler: This burger bussin bussin ong ong.
Darwin: Ayo where yo bev at?
Tyler: I'm sorry I didn't get any water.
Darwin: Ayo where yo bev at? *Shoots Tyler 27 times

by TheHolySampleText July 12, 2021

Bev

A Californian way to say Beverage, mostly used by teenage waiters. If your waiter says “what would you like for a Bev” you will no they are from Cali.

Hey want a Bev? You got food, no Bev!

by kelsey keegan January 5, 2020

Bev

Bev is the short-hand for beverage, which is obviously means a drink. A drink consists of liquid and what happens if you slowly pour out liquid. It drips. And it drops. Bev is a synonym for drip which is a common term used to describe someone.

Juju has no bev.
Hella bev on feet.

by Skeninho October 5, 2023

Bev

Bev is a kind, caring person who you can reach out for help if you need it. Bev’s are mostly funny and compassionate, willing to go out of their way to make your day better. Bev is the superior.

Bev is the best person ever!

by kai-is-the-best March 17, 2022

Bev

A beverage that is necessary for survival. If you do not have a bev at anytime, you will most likely be severely bullied and in need of transferring schools.

"He dont got no bev!"
"Damn he need to go fucking die"

by Curt.g December 12, 2019