Derry New Hampshire thornspike

A Derry nh tradition, When somebody shits on your cock, and you pull it out and ram in a different persons ass. This is usually performed in a field full of drunk people.

I was 4 shots deep, and someone paid me 30$ to perform a Derry New Hampshire thornspike on the drunk 300 pound torta at the bonfire.

Derry New Hampshire thornspike by BungHoleLiqours6.8 March 7, 2026

A New Hampshire Seatbelt 

When a chick reaches around from over your shoulder and jerks you off.

Did you hear how Lucky Brian is? His girlfriend gave him a New Hampshire Seatbelt last night.

A New Hampshire Seatbelt by nermalpecker September 16, 2025

lisbon, new hampshire 

The tiny ass town where everyone thinks they know everything about everyone and everyone is related to everyone. There is one school that teaches kindergarten through 12th grade all in the same building. The girls there all try to be Gucci af with their Dunkin Donuts and the boys are all wanna be hicks. The only exciting thing that happens is Lilac Festival where all the EBs gather to go on the same sketchy carnival rides every year.

I was driving through Lisbon, New Hampshire to get some gas at DuEz, and I ran into my second cousins ex boyfriend who I'm related to.

lisbon, new hampshire by Pizzasneezes August 10, 2017

new hampshits 

The incorrect, ignorant, faggot way of saying "New Hampshirites". Mostly said by people who have never been to New Hampshire.

Faggot- Hahaha, people from New Hampshire are New Hampshits!!!
New Hampshirite- Shut up, you've never even been to New Hampshire.

new hampshits by GoNH004 May 2, 2006

New Hampshired 

Used in reference to the 2008 Democratic primary in New Hampshire. In that election voters supposedly lied about who they voted for, and skewed the polls.

She said she wanted to go to the prom, but at the last minute, I got New Hampshired.

New Hampshired by Warren Wordsfore January 21, 2008

603 Manchester New Hampshit

biggest pussy city in all of the county, no one who matters in society lives there, everyone says their hard but they all live in the suburbs and live off their parents money, pussy is an understatement for this fucking town

Joe- "Yea im from the 603 Manchester New Hampshit"
Bob- "Oh you must be a pussy, thats all that comes out of there".

603 Manchester New Hampshit by cashmoney millionaires December 13, 2009

New Hampshired 

A synonym for the word "failed". The usage originated in 2008 when New Hampshire allowed Hillary Clinton to win the primary, thus failing the country.

"Dude, you completely missed that goal."
"Yeah, I New Hampshired, sorry..."

New Hampshired by CAM003 January 21, 2008