neifi

The Absolute worst You can possibly be at something.

Also: An immediate threat to the future of San Francisco Giants baseball

I was playing Risk like Neifi Perez plays shortstop, of course I lost.

by Nise March 24, 2004

Nefi

Not enough fucking information.

The directions he gave me were nefi.

by Max M April 20, 2006

newfie

A slang term for a person of Newfoundland, Canada's most easterly province. Mostly used by ignorant people or those who think the name is cute. The term is based on the belief that people from this province are dumb, uneducated, barbaric, poor, lazy and unemployed. Like all stereotypical phrases, it is far from the truth and as previously stated based on ignorance. Most Newfoundlanders find this term offensive. However, there are others who use it themselves.

Hey, listen to that accent! You must be a Newfie!

by Meghannn May 1, 2006

Newfie Twister

sex position, requires 2 females and one male, and a twirly chair. Two girls stand facing each other (kissing optional but suggested) the male must sit in the twirly chair between the 2 girls and spin for constant breast stimulation!

Bob, had quite a time last night, last time I saw him he was doing the newfie twister.

by Newfie Chickey June 22, 2011

Nuffin

Not to be confused with muffin. It is a very funny joke that makes everyone "laugh"...and by laugh I mean role their eyes and chuckle.

Jess: What's up
John: Nuffin
Jess: oh...
John: NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH MUFFIN

by FromKatlyn+John September 8, 2018

Newfie

A shorting for Newfoundlander. Newfoundland is the most eastern province in Canada. Newfies speak Newfoundland English which is a mix of several accents and dialects of English. But remember some Newfoundlanders don't like being called Newfies by Americans or sometimes other Canadians.

Person 1: So you're from Newfoundland?
Person 2: Yep, I'm a Newfie.

by THEJELLYBEANMEISTER January 17, 2015

naffin

one who is almost an idiot

the neighbor was a lawer yet couldn't figure out how to start the car, making him a naffin

by phara August 6, 2007