Sharon Needles

Sharon needles is a the most amazing drag queen in the herstory of rupauls drag race.

Sharon needles is my bae.

by zoe123moss June 27, 2016

Do the needful

The person uttering the phrase has indicated to the listener that they have decided the issue being discussed is not their problem. They don't care how it is solved, but know they will not be involved in solving it.

The network connection is failing sporadically only when going through this particular router, but I have checked it's logs and see no errors. It is not a problem with my network, but with your software. Do the needful and fix this issue (and spend many, many hours gathering additional data to prove beyond any doubt it is the router).

by Wonky Willy January 30, 2018

I need to be held

Term used to describe how a lot of us feel when confronted with the joys of daily life.

Time to go to work - I need to be held

I have a cold - I need to be held

My house fell over - I really need to be held.

I need to be held is also a very effective way of hurting someone (if you are that way inclined (Refer: Bogan or Succubus):
"I need to be held, but not by you"
Trust me, it doesnt feel good

by Luke Warm August 15, 2008

pins and needles

A reference to the sharp tingling senstation one feels when a body part hasn't been moved for a while or when it's been pressed up against something in the wrong way.

Example 1:
Referenced in the movie PCU.
A character named 'Pigman' sits on a couch in front of a TV for seemingly days without getting up. When he finally gets up, he realizes that his body is so cramped from being still that he quickly falls to the floor and shouts out:

"Pins and needles!...Pins and needles!"

Example 2:
Referenced by the rock band Blur in a song called "Song 2":

"When I feel heavy metal
And I’m pins and I’m needles
Well I lie and I’m easy..."

by ChicagoJoe February 17, 2006

we need to talk

womens secret code for : haha sonny, you're fucked.

honey, about our relationship, we gotta talk.

by Jack White September 20, 2003

we need to talk

the WORSE combination of four words in the dictionary. usually implies the future action in a realtionship aka, hes dumping you.

Jack- Betty, we need to talk.
Betty- oh shit

by Ninj4 October 14, 2003

needle eye pumpum

Is the female genitalia that is so tight almost as tight as a virgin

My girlfriend has the needle eye pumpum

by Belizean chick April 25, 2017