nalking

talking but with a n

what could you nossibly be nalking about

by Jr Pierce December 21, 2019

Gangsta Napkin

A bandanna worn over the face to conceal your identity or in more recent times used by skiers and snow boarders to shield themselves from cold weather.

I would freeze my face off if it weren't for my gangsta napkin.

by Cerbearus January 24, 2011

nut napkin

A tissue in which a person jizzes in to.

Bob: I was stroking my willy yesterday and my mom walked in so I crammed my nut napkin in my mouth.

by Sloppy McFloppy July 29, 2016

Tortilla napkin

When someone at a restaurant uses a tortilla instead of a napkin.

Did you just use a tortilla napkin Kerém??

by BIG TONE122 August 2, 2020

Hooksett Napkin

The hot towel used to clean up the back of your partner after pulling out of her and ejaculating all over her back.

Dave, how was your night?
Man, we had a great time, I even pulled out just in time and came all over her back and had to use a Hooksett Napkin to clean her up.

by Silky Rad August 4, 2020

Cum napkin

A guy with a beard.

When I suck my boyfriend's dick there is no clean up involved I caught it all in my beard/cum napkin.

by Ronsta December 20, 2020

sad napkin

The grool and jizz-encrusted fast food napkin often found on the floor mat the morning after disappointing car sex.

I was taking my mother to brunch this morning and was hoping she didn't ask about sad napkin on the passenger seat floor.

by rugbykiltman November 13, 2022