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National Shut the Fuck Up Day

March 20th. Annual holiday dedicated to everyone shutting the fuck up about every social cause they think they’re the hero of. Stop posting bullshit infographics on Instagram.
Hey man, it’s national shut the fuck up day! ...so shut the fuck up. Shut up. Please.
by HH1122334455 March 19, 2021
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On April 20th, you make love to a random person, usually a complete stranger or someone you randomly find on the street
Me: Wanna fuck?
Her: Why not it's "National Fuck A random bitch day" today
by (. ) ( .) May 28, 2018
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National fuck a Trevor Young day

june 21st is a day of females getting dicked down by the legend himself Trevor Young
Female: I hope this national fuck a Trevor Young day will be the year I ride Trevor Young
by xTrevorx May 28, 2018
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National fuck everything that walks day

On the day of April 12th, it's National fuck everything that walks day. Taken or not, be prepared to be fucked or get fucking.
"Alright class, today is National fuck everything that walks day, time to do your laps".
by VaskoKnows May 25, 2018
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National fuck a short girl day

September 20th is The day in which you fuck a short girl you know
Dude 1: bro did you hear what today is

Dude 2: yeah it’s national fuck a short girl day
by Jwpricevhn2 September 20, 2021
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october 31 national fuck your neighbor day

october 31 also known as halloween is national fuck your neighbor day, we goin be outside anyway so might aswell knock on their door and be like "can i eat your chocolate" him- "ya here are some snickers and twix" you-"not those'' and then push him in his house and lock the door and go to his room and fuck him.
someone- 'what r u doing for halloween' me-its october 31 national fuck your neighbor day so i finna fuck him wbu'
by sama loves bennett October 21, 2020
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National fuck your best friend day

Me "hey wanna fuck"
Bestfriend "I'm your best friend that would be weird "
Me "No it's may 20th, national fuck your best friend day
by Babicakesxox May 28, 2018
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