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Cum napkin

When I suck my boyfriend's dick there is no clean up involved I caught it all in my beard/cum napkin.
by Ronsta December 20, 2020
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sad napkin

The grool and jizz-encrusted fast food napkin often found on the floor mat the morning after disappointing car sex.
I was taking my mother to brunch this morning and was hoping she didn't ask about sad napkin on the passenger seat floor.
by rugbykiltman November 13, 2022
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community nut napkin

a shared towel used to ejaculate in with the boys, preferably placed in the bathroom
Kyle, where’s the community nut napkin?”
by stupiddthicc September 28, 2019
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snatch napkin

Nonchalantly stated in the movie "I hope they serve beer in hell", Snatch Napkin is a derogatory term used as an aid in the vocabularies of hometown comedians in making fun of braindead sluts. It can almost literally be translated to: whore, slut, or any of the other fine words used to describe the combination of beauty and stupidity.
guy: "you're such a snatch napkin hahaha"
girl: "oh my godddddd whats thattttt?"
guy: "oh it just means your really pushy, you know, like you like to snatch things away from people and shit. don't worry about it baby."
girl: "ohhhh, well im a total snatch napkin then!"
guy: "snickering"
by kotabro93 October 17, 2009
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Napkin

Someone who either was born or grew up in the Napa Valley, California.
Us Napkins love to drink wine here in the valley.
by Burro De Chile Verga October 29, 2007
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Noody Nappin

The nickname for Newports, a popular cigarette smoked by many teens and young adults.
Yo, let me get a Noody Nappin!
by Polly P. July 6, 2010
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Get your napkins ready

A phrase that is used to insinuate being prepared for a certain event or activity.

This colloquial phrase is derived from the root of eating - where one must have "their napkins ready" as if they are having a meal. Therefore, having one's napkin ready means they will be adequately prepared for the event and/or activity (e.g. having a round of drinks, entering a club or bar, playing a sport, engaging in sexual activity, etc)
"You better get your napkins ready nigga, it's about to be an ass buffet."

"Oh my God, fuckin you see that fool pass out on the couch hahahaha"
"Yea nigga, he didn't have his napkins ready"

"Fuck man, you got a Costco card? I need to get some of them Kirkland paper towels. I'm finna go to the club and grind on every piece of pussy."
"Don't trip dog, I always got my napkins ready. I got that shit by the pallet."
by jbootsy March 13, 2008
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