northern ireland

The land of bowler hats, marching and orange sashes. Lets not forget drug dealing to fund arms purchases. Why fight over the place?
I say old man, can I walk past your house?

No, feck off, this is Northern Ireland.
by Jizz Mopper September 15, 2003
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northern monkey

A gentleman who talks about how much he likes gravy then proceeds to bathe in gravy and then drink it, keeps pigeons, ferrets and t'wife in shed in t'garden. Eats toast with oxo cubes sprinkled on top, comes to the pub with £1.40 and manages to get drunk and spill 4 pints of tetleys down his tweeds.
A northern monkey is identifiable in the pub as usually can be heard asking "can I have a light f'mi fag"
by Rich McLaughlin March 10, 2008
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Northern Irish

People usually of Scottish and English ancestory living in the 6 Northern Counties of Ireland known as Ulster.Although technically not British, neither are they Irish. They have their origins in the English forcing Scottish settlers into the North of Ireland, during the 16th century.This was to dilute the rebellious Irish Catholic population with Scottish Protestants. As they centuries progressed they did not truly assimilate with the Native Irish, whom they considered to be their enemies, but instead remained somewhat isolated from the rest of the population. When the Anglo-Irish Treaty was signed in 1922 after Ireland's War For Independence, the 6 counties to the North (Fermanagh, Antrim, Tyrone, Londonderry, Armagh, and Down) opted to remain within the direct rule of the British government. The result was a semi-independent state which is today called Northern Ireland. Northern Irish people have suffered a brutal history of conflict between the opposing Catholic and Protestant factions. Today, however the conflict has quieted down a great deal and Northern Irish people enjoy a prospering, rebuilt,country.
by captaincarl55 May 9, 2008
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Northern Breakfast

Northern Breakfast (n) Bilious stomach deposit made on a man/woman's back during doggy-style intercourse, deliberately issued from the partner's mouth for pleasure.
"Bah, that lass I nobbed last night were a reet dirty scunner - she weren't 'appy til I gave her a Northern Breakfast, reet from crack to scalp"
by ThathairyblokefromWeymouth March 17, 2009
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Northern rail

A Train Company in the North of England.

Known to have very old 1970 pacers trains that are uncomfortable and bumpy.

Northern railway is owned by Gova which owns Themeslink trains (based around London) Southern railway (Brighton area including London,Southampton,Hastings and more areas) Gatwick Express (Gatwick Airport) perfect train if you want to go to China or America and get brainwashed by CNN news.

Northern railway was also founded in 2004.
My HST train just skip Doncaster and it had 9 coaches.

Network rail now sends out a Northern Rail Pacer with 2 coaches.

We all now have to squeeze in a 2 car train.
by CorruptDetected July 22, 2021
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northern dixie

A Northern Dixie is a girl born up north but raised as if she was southern, usually means her parents or grandparents are from the south so she’s raised with southern ways. Often underestimated and badass
Man did you see that northern Dixie over there, It’s like the best of both worlds
by Theblackoutlaw May 10, 2018
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