asparagus meaning

an underwater purple cow with neon green stripes and a huge boner that helps it move

Lukas: hey look at that dick!
ryan: thats asparagus meaning

by cool A October 1, 2019

mean shit

A huge and/or painful shit.

Man, after eating all that spicy food, I had to take a mean shit.

by Bobby De Niro April 19, 2006

na mean

'Do you know what I mean' in ebonics.

Yo I stuck a fuckin cucumber right up that slut's asshole, na mean?

by vaginer February 6, 2003

Mean Girls

One of the very few chick flicks that I actually enjoy. It is very witty and hilarious thanks to its clever script, written by Miss Tina Fey.

Mean Girls is not your typical chick flick.

by nevo17209 February 14, 2009

mean mug

to give someone the evil eye and to stair them down.

that dude who was talkin shit, i mean mugged him and he didn't do shit.

by n/a December 11, 2003

mean

-- the average, in a negative context, where more could be expected.
-- the midpoint
-- the median

His ambitions and expectations were merely at the mean.

by wclay1 September 2, 2009

meaning of life

the reason or purpose for our existence

I asked the guru what was the real meaning of life. He said,"Twenty years with time off for good behavior."

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008