nascar

Nascar is one of the more pointless "sports" in America.

The reason most nascar fans are republican is you have to be a moron to enjoy watching cars drives in circles.

by Juan Gomez May 10, 2005

Nascar

A game in which rednecks compete to see who can drive a car around in a large oval over and over in the least amount of time. For some reason, this is supposed to be fun to watch.

"Gawdayum it, don'tchoo make fun of that thar Nascar or I'll kick yur aiyss!"

by Hell Mantra April 10, 2006

nascar

the easiest sport to follow while drunk...... all you have to do is watch all the cars to left turn after left turn after left turn.

"Dude im sooo drunk. i cant do anything right now..."sure you can lets go watch some rednecks play lets all make as many left turns was we can.... or nascar for short!"

by bnrs-r-us03 August 14, 2009

nascar

the dumbest thing in the world, its a sport that attracts white trash.

Oh, im gonna go to the nascar race tonight.
ummmmm...can you say REDNECK!?!?

by Abby Automatic May 29, 2007

nascar

National
Association of
Stupid
Cracker
Ass
Rednecks

Please promote healthy interbreeding of the caucasian race by boycotting NASCAR.

by Hic June 10, 2006

Nascar

Racing sport. To some, it's trash. To others, it's a way of life. Apparently, anyone with a passion for motorsports will know it's shit. Rednecks watch it and hoplessly support the sport. It has ruined Speedvision and turned it into Redneck TV, along with the occasional race where the racers turn RIGHT. TRASHCAR is soon to become the root of all evil.

No longer can I see WRC events in the daytime due to this stupid excuse of a sport taking over Speedvision. Real racers turn right.

by Phrixis May 21, 2005

nascar

Shitty excuse for a sport where shitty cars (tauruses, monte carlos, stratuses, and other FWD pieces of shit) are transformed into rolling cereal boxes that don\'t come anywhere near the car they are claiming to be racing, ladened with irrelevant advertisements that add to the cars already unatractive ness that even with decent fans would be boring. If you want to see skill watch drivers drifting through the woods at a buck ten on ice in cars you can buy at you local dealership (WRC). Or F1.

I like how i can relate to the race because it involves real life situations like cars that actually exist with real lights and street legality and turns in only one direction.

by A real autosport enthusiast April 26, 2005