oh my heckin' god

an exclamation that can be used in many circumstances. it is a less profane version of "oh my fuckin god" and more positive. it can be used when something is funny, surprising, or maybe dumb.

Peppa: George, we won the lottery!
George: OH MY HECKIN' GOD

George: oops i've spilt your tea
Peppa: ugh oh my heckin god ur cancelled

Peppa: OH MY HECKIN GOD ! GEORGE LOOK AT THIS MEME i'm laughing so hard
George: HAHAHA OH MY HECKIN GOD

by hecking September 15, 2018

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Ok

OH MY FUCKING GOD

by PLAYSTATIONSTORE October 29, 2020

Putting my faith in god

To not pullout during sex. Including when she’s on the pill.

“Last night I was with my girlfriend and things got wild and I was putting my faith in god because she’s on the pill and now I’m nervous.”

by PanteraRules666 June 7, 2019

please god end my suffering

when you see r34 fanart

john:*looks at some subreddit* john:*sees some r34 fanart* john:please god end my suffering

by super chad March 29, 2022

I have the power of god and anime on my side

If somebody says this, BACK AWAY. For all you know, this person could destroy you with one phrase.

Guy: Kys
Weeb god: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ExcusemesirWTF January 5, 2019

god i fucking hate my life

Are you ok? Get some mental help.

you: god i fucking hate my life
me:

First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.

by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021

What the God, Oh my Fuck

An alternative to 'What the Fuck, oh my God', meaning the exact same thing.
Used by people on Acid who think it's hillarious... And it usually is!

1. Used as an alternative, and somewhat lame, alternative to 'What the Fuck'.

by eightball April 23, 2004