mattydawson

Creepy person you slightly know who ends up to be a giant pervert who touches kids.

Frankie Boyle “So what do you think of Joseph Fritzl”
Me “What a fucking mattydawson”

by IFuckedYourMum,SheShatOnMyHand January 19, 2018

Mitty tiddles

When the inner breasts are exposed through an intentional cut in a wardrobe, as opposed to side boob which are exposed on the outside.

I love mitty tiddles.

by Bo_didlee May 6, 2018

Mottyd

Verb:
Past tense meaning:
To be vigorously and psychologically mentored/coerced using tried and tested Machiavellian methods into a situation or circumstance you had previously considered to be entirely unimaginable.
Synonyms:
Oblige, compel, strong arm, constrain.

‘There was absolutely no fucking way I was doing that.
Then I was Mottyd.’

by BabyFacedNinja November 7, 2018

mattyland

The imaginary place a women’s mind wanders into after having an extremely satisfying sexual experience. A state of euphoria.

That man is such a sensual lover. I feel like I’ll be in mattyland forever.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

Mattyish

Retarded nonce

Mattyish is a retarded nonce

by Mattyish February 14, 2019

Matty Roberts

The Creator of the area 51 raid,who pussied out because he thought everyone would get killed.
"It WoUld Be a hUmAnITaRiAn DisAsTeR."

Bob :" C'mon man share the answers for the science homework"
Lazar: "I'm not sure man.I don't wanna get in trouble."
Bob : "Don't be such a Matty Roberts man.Why u gotta chicken out?"

by Big Brain Meme Man September 22, 2019

Matty's Server

Dead Server in discord.

OMG!!! THIS DEAD SERVER CALLED Matty's Server IS AMAZING, HERES THE LINK!!!! {Insert Discord Invite Link}

by ABCEDEDEDEDE May 18, 2020