mankisser

(n.) an excruciatingly effeminate male with homoerotic tendencies.
see also metrosexual, brokeback, homosexual.

mankissers are generally well-groomed and have strong social skills. they are exceptionally fashion-conscious, and are known to wear bold color combinations and spend ridiculous amounts of money on fancy shoes. in public, a mankisser's appearance is carefully calculated in order to secretly appeal to both genders - without seeming overtly homosexual to other men or their unsuspecting friends.

it is difficult to distinguish a mankisser from the ubiquitous hipster and equally offensive metrosexual; their homosexual tendencies are subtle at all times. key identifiers include one-night stands, reckless driving, kissing men, and moving to San Francisco.

Why does she even bother going out with him? Everyone knows he's a total mankisser.

Shut up, you fucking mankisser.

by e.howes September 2, 2008

monkichi

A Sanrio Character!! A perky
primate who lives high in the mountains with all his
friends, including his best friend, Monta.

by jenn September 30, 2003

Mudkipz

A thing i herd u liek

so i herd u liek mudkipz

by pupseal August 17, 2017

monki

a title; someone with power

oh god oh fuck it’s monki he’s so beautiful

by which name isn’t taken jesus January 2, 2021

Mucking box

To slay with your tongue,

To eat pussy

Booty totally was mucking box last night in the cellar with that chick

by Bootiga September 7, 2022

Fudge Monkies

An exclamation in place of cuss words.

*stubs toe*

"Fudge Monkies that hurt!"

by A Person You Don't Know February 15, 2014

Greatest Achievement of Mankind

Synonym for philosophy.

I have a PHD in the Greatest Achievement of Mankind.

by AlabamaBaby April 6, 2021