Polish Muffler

Placing one's hands on their genitals (primarily used by males) for warmth in cold weather.

The term comes from the idea that the Polish will put their hands on a car muffler to stay warm.

My hands were frozen at the game the other day, so I did a Polish Muffler.

Jane: You must have been freezing, it was -10 out there!

Dick: Yeah, I saved myself with a Polish Muffler.

by Richard L. Stevens May 17, 2009

Butt Muffler

A chair with a hard or impermiable seat that causes an uncomfortable popping sensation when the person sitting on it farts.

The chairs in the library are serious Butt Mufflers.

by SFDX August 6, 2010

Vagina Muffler

Its where you stick a vagina on a tail pipe start the engine, and hear the biggest queef you have ever heard and then drive.

"Holy shit i gave Sarah the biggest Vagina Muffler last night! You could have heard it all through the town!"
"I heard it"

by The Vag wrecker September 14, 2009

Muffler Beard

A failure of a beard....kinda looks like a scarf on the guys neck...very very unattractive

"ew look at him with his muffler beard"

by oh.my. February 5, 2010

tuffy muffler

means to shove your penis in an asshole and they fart on it.

1. shut the fuck up or ill give you a tuffy muffler.
2. i would totally tuffy muffler

by longboards September 19, 2009

Monroe Muffler

In order to give someone a Monroe Muffler, one must have a sufficiently large potato and one or more willing or unwilling anuses in which to insert aforementioned potato into.

Dayuuuummm! I was just up at R.I.T. partying and this one bitch was just begging for me to give her a Monroe Muffler!

by Explorer1958 June 17, 2013

Queef Muffler

see "porn stash" for similar meaning.

Nice mustache , oh you mean my queef muffler?

by Dick davis March 7, 2014