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Polish Muffler

Placing one's hands on their genitals (primarily used by males) for warmth in cold weather.

The term comes from the idea that the Polish will put their hands on a car muffler to stay warm.
My hands were frozen at the game the other day, so I did a Polish Muffler.

Jane: You must have been freezing, it was -10 out there!

Dick: Yeah, I saved myself with a Polish Muffler.
by Richard L. Stevens May 17, 2009
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Butt Muffler

A chair with a hard or impermiable seat that causes an uncomfortable popping sensation when the person sitting on it farts.
The chairs in the library are serious Butt Mufflers.
by SFDX August 6, 2010
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Vagina Muffler

Its where you stick a vagina on a tail pipe start the engine, and hear the biggest queef you have ever heard and then drive.
"Holy shit i gave Sarah the biggest Vagina Muffler last night! You could have heard it all through the town!"
"I heard it"
by The Vag wrecker September 14, 2009
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muffler marks

the residual shit stains in your underwear at the end of the day. Just like skid marks, but more apt to be from a possible shart.
Randy was prone to excessive muffler marks so he switched from tighty whities to dark boxers.
by turriblechuck February 19, 2012
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Cunt Muffler

by Davidisabab May 4, 2017
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Muffler Beard

A failure of a beard....kinda looks like a scarf on the guys neck...very very unattractive
"ew look at him with his muffler beard"
by oh.my. February 5, 2010
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guff muffler

A device worn beneath outer garmets to arrest the foul stench coming from ones butt when farting and to reduce the sound from reverberating round
Farts smell and sound much worse when in the shower than sat in the car with a guff muffler (clothes) on
by The Guffers August 14, 2011
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