Placing one's hands on their genitals (primarily used by males) for warmth in cold weather.
The term comes from the idea that the Polish will put their hands on a car muffler to stay warm.
The term comes from the idea that the Polish will put their hands on a car muffler to stay warm.
My hands were frozen at the game the other day, so I did a Polish Muffler.
Jane: You must have been freezing, it was -10 out there!
Dick: Yeah, I saved myself with a Polish Muffler.
Jane: You must have been freezing, it was -10 out there!
Dick: Yeah, I saved myself with a Polish Muffler.
by Richard L. Stevens April 23, 2009
A chair with a hard or impermiable seat that causes an uncomfortable popping sensation when the person sitting on it farts.
by SFDX August 06, 2010
Its where you stick a vagina on a tail pipe start the engine, and hear the biggest queef you have ever heard and then drive.
"Holy shit i gave Sarah the biggest Vagina Muffler last night! You could have heard it all through the town!"
"I heard it"
"I heard it"
by The Vag wrecker September 12, 2009
by Dick davis February 27, 2014
In order to give someone a Monroe Muffler, one must have a sufficiently large potato and one or more willing or unwilling anuses in which to insert aforementioned potato into.
Dayuuuummm! I was just up at R.I.T. partying and this one bitch was just begging for me to give her a Monroe Muffler!
by Explorer1958 June 14, 2013
by longboards September 20, 2009