Cunt Muffler

A person's single redeeming quality that distracts from the fact they are a grade A douche fag.

"It took me a while to realise the only reason I like her was because she had a Cunt Muffling set of tits"

"The only reason he spends so much time working out at the gym is because his face is too ugly to be a Cunt Muffler"

by Spankie, EarlyDays March 27, 2015

sausage muffler

The act of sticking a dick in your ass or pussy before a fart or queef.

Bro yesterday I was laying in bed with my girlfriend and she had me do the sausage muffler to make it quiet.

by Terms from work January 22, 2023

Chinaman's Muffler

Performing stimulation by burying ones face in an anus and motorboating with your lips

After receiving a ride home from the night club, Jordan repaid his driver with a Chinaman's muffler in the back lane.

by BigKahuna March 14, 2015

dirty muffler

When after engaging a girl in anal sex, she proceeds to spray diarrhea all over you. It is actually a mix of semen and feces which has an odor similar to very old muffler grease.

I was butt-fucking Pamela after she ate 3 steak soft tacos. Right when I thought things were cool, she blew her dirty muffler all over my cheast. I'll never eat mexican food before sex again.

by EJL Supreme May 16, 2006

muffdruff

Dandruff from the female pubic region.

Whoa - you need to get down with the Head & Shoulders to treat that muffdruff!

by Duffstar July 14, 2005

Rainbow Muffler

Having several sexually transmitted diseases at the same time.

Lana has a blue waffle, a purple sock, the clap, the drip, and crabs at the same time. So Lana has a Rainbow Muffler.

by RainbowMufflerz April 25, 2011

Muffler

The. Muffler is the act of stuffing a girls panties into her anus, while she is asleep, leaving any air that escapes her anus, muffled.

" That drunk slut passed out after a hard ass pounding, so I couldn't resist giving her a nice muffler, her tiny little g-string fit right in her gaping hole"

by BBawesome August 23, 2011