Muddy Lotus

Two women scissoring and shitting at the same time, while a 3rd woman rubs her face in the shit.

Did you hear? Rebecca, Angela, and Kylie did a Muddy Lotus at their sleep over.

by Muddypal69 January 24, 2022

Muddy Shot

When a man pumps fecal matter into their urethra and then ejaculates it out.

"I can still smell the Muddy Shot Daniel sprayed all over my face last night"

by DuffDingle March 6, 2022

Madysen

Madysen, your typical awesome girl/guy.
Likes tuff things, such as leather jackets and motorcycles!
Doesn't like people, hates girly things, etc.

The wild Madysen can be located at a TacoBell at most hours of the day.

Madysen! Stop eating so much food!

by PeriwinkleDustMop February 25, 2017

Mady

Usually brunette or blonde. Smart, loud and hilarious! Popular with every group because everyone likes her. Usually short but cute. Has natural beauty when is pointed out can't be forgotten. Talented and an amazing singer. Has a contagious laugh and a perfect smile. Truly a beautiful person yet doesn't realize it. Hard to dislike.

Guy: that Mady is stunning!
Girl: I know she is perfect!

by namedefinrrr March 11, 2015

muddy trombone

the act of administering a rusty trombone to a man who's just taken a dump; likely to occur after both parties come home from a long night of drinking and eating recklessly, possibly at Chili's; no amount of cautious wiping makes a muddy trombone acceptable -- at least not on the trombonist's part

Dude 1: Before I knew it, I was on the business end of a muddy trombone.
Dude 2: You mean, RUSTY trombone?
Dude 1: Naw, bro. Lemme put it this way: she wound up with corn in her teeth.

by Filthy Rodríguez January 21, 2009

muay thai

A Thai martial art also known as the science of 8 limbs because you use not only your fist/feet but also your elbows and knees. It's not the kind of thing you would go to be pampered and babysitted. It's supposely "brutal" and thats what makes it practical. "the harder you sweat in training the
less you bleed in combat" said some guy

wushu practicioner: *does some fancy arms movements*
muay thai practicioner: *simply elbows him in the face and its
over*

by performance enhancing drugs November 11, 2006

Muddy Alaskan

1. A sexual act that culminates at the male orgasm. In order to perform a muddy alaskan, the female sits on top of the male and receives his penis anally. At the time of his orgasm, she relieves her diarreah, covering each partner in a mixture of semen and her soft, watery stool.

2. If the female has been consuming corn before the act, it becomes a Muddy Nebraskan.

1. During lovemaking, Lisa gave me a muddy alaskan, and it stunk so bad.

2. After having a fried chicken TV dinner with corn, Lisa and I bathed in her fecal matter following a muddy nebraskan.

by The MudMaster August 29, 2004