mountnessing

A female climbing a mountain, also a place inbetween ingatestone and brentwood

That girl is good at mountnessing

by ser_dro June 13, 2023

mounting and balancing

Play-on-words term for da pre-intercourse positioning of either yourself or your tire-shop worker --- depending on whether you’re gonna be doing it cowgirl or doggy-style, respectively --- dat would occur prior to your having sex wif him in exchange for his installing one or more tires on your car/truck and applying whatever wheel-weights are necessary. Said “bouncy-bouncy” is intended to recompense said automotive-servicing employee for his anti-wobble labors to ensure dat your VEHICLE doesn’t “do da bouncy-bouncy” as you travel down da road afterwards, and is performed due to your possessing insufficient funds in your bank account to cover da costs of said vehicle-servicing, and thus a check dat you’d write to him would ITSELF do some major “bouncing” when he tried to deposit it.

One should be wary of accepting a “mounting and balancing” deal wif a cute chick who beamingly offers you said “service for servicing” --- or perhaps dat should be spelled, “cervix for servicing” --- trade… if you naively agree to perform da wheel-repair work BEFORE said hottie allows you said promised “ultimate favor” instead of insisting dat she give you her own “servicing” first, it would be all too easy for her to simply drive off afterwards without actually spreading her legs for you!

by QuacksO October 8, 2023

mounting in solitude

A formal way of saying riding solo. When an African-American gentleman is mounting in solitude, he often does so in a manner which involves a blue phallic device being inserted into one’s own hindquarters.

Xbox Players in 1825: “My good sir, what is thou doing with thy sabre that belongs to Jedi Master Luke Skywalker?!”

Hannibal Soloson: “I’m mounting in solitude.”

by Steven Ambatukam June 14, 2024

mounted shooting

A sport for baddie horse people where they ride a horse and shoot a revolver at a series of balloons and are timed

Ans is a baddie cuz she does mounted shooting.

by that one clumsie girl June 19, 2025

Mountic

A scene with a lot of mountains and has less syllables than "Mountainous"

This beautiful mountic scenery!

by Naveen kumar February 13, 2026

Mountbelly slush and gush

The act of a girl being penile penetrated by 4 men one after the other all without protection and projecting their load inside of the vaginal canal. The semen will act as lubricant for the next man. Once all four men are a load lighter, the fourth man performs oral sex on the lady and cleans her up squeaky clean.

Adeline and the four lads did the good old Mountbelly slush and gush the other night, Conor said it was a very wet and salty night.

by Joedolan6969 January 18, 2026

Stuttering Monties

A rare but highly infectious STD, that if left untreated in men, will cause the male to stutter uncontrollably upon ejaculation.

When Brandy's boyfriend caught the Stuttering Monties and then stuttered another girl's name during sex, she knew he had been cheating.

by Major Wood July 8, 2003