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monocoitus

A classy, pseudo-scientific term for masturbation.
My girlfriend was out of town, so I did a little monocoitus last night.
by Philly Rodent January 3, 2009
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motocross boys

THEY ARE HOT AS FUCK and very loyal!!!!
by god damnit rickey October 19, 2020
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Anal Motocross

Putting spinning motorcycle wheel on your anal hole to feel more pleasure and adrenaline. It will end when your butt is totally destroyed.
Mike is in hospital now. He was doing Anal Motocross.
by Ducklephant April 29, 2020
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mooch-fo-sho

A person who constantly uses others for their goods and/or services and usually takes advantage of them. This person may simply ask others for things or just take them, assuming that it's ok. This person is what people would usually a "mooch" but taken to the extreme.
Juan told brendan to get him mcdonalds. when Brendan returned, the mooch-fo-sho took the food and left without paying, taking advantage of him.
by blazerboy90 June 11, 2011
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Monocle Swap

The phrase "Monocle Swap" refers to a sexual act being performed by two distinguished and exceedingly classy/cultured individuals, of any gender combination. (male/female, female/female, and male/male monocle swaps are all possible.)

The act can be described as follows: Mid-coitus (in any variation/position) the two involved parties simply exchange eyewear (in this case, a monocle or two) in a gesture of extreme intimacy and respect for each other. This can be considered as the sexual equivalent of a hat-tip on excellent sexual performance and prowess.

It has even been documented that the act of monocle-swapping itself has lead to intense orgasms and the formulation of "Great American Novels" and speeches of note.
"I say! Last night's monocle swap with George was the finest I do believe I've ever had! Simply smashing"

"Really, old bean? Well, then. I shall bequeath my monocle onto Cynthia's face tonight... along with a little something extra!"

*mutual laughter and pipe smoking ensues*
by Funcommunist December 13, 2012
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Mooch Wanker

For those Indian and Pakistani individuals with the exact same haircut (short back & sides with a quiff) who drive around in their fathers BMW and say either "bro" or "innit" after every sentence.

They also go to Mooch on Broad St every Friday night with money they borrowed from their grandparents.
by KingOfEverythingAskWiz April 14, 2016
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Moocasa

Moocasa is a direct synonym for the racial slur N****r. Commonly used in the Middle East.
Yallah moocasa yallah
by Moomoomayella December 6, 2021
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