mosquito

little minute bugs that stick their demonic straws into you and suck your blood leaving red welts that itch like hell and if you scratch them to much you make them raw and stingy.choose your poisen!itchy or raw?take your pick,though niether are pleasant

why does a mosquito have their back two legs float whenever they suck?isn't it futile for those legs to exist if they don't even use them to stand up?

by balk September 7, 2003

Masque

To use Masque, the paper-thin gel strip that dissolves on your tongue and completely disguises the taste of semen during oral sex.

Girl 1: See that guy over there?
Girl 2: The one by the bar?
Girl 1: Yeah. I’d like to Masque him.

by Awesome George September 30, 2011

mosquito ringtone

(also known as teen buzz) is a popular ringtone that can only be heard by young people. It consists of a high frequency sound that generally can't be heard by those over 23.

a mosquito ringtone went off when i was taking the calculus final, but the old teacher could not hear it. i got distracted and failed the test.

by jackieisemo July 3, 2007

morque

black vagina

Your a morque-ass bitch cunt.

Shut up, morque.

by ballsandwich December 14, 2010

mosquito tits

1.)Tits so small they look like mosquito bites
2.)The tits of a mosquito

"That bitch got mosquito tits"

by AlmightySosa3hunna November 27, 2016

mosquito

MOSQUITO (verb): to slyly drink the drink of someone else when they least expect it. There is a high probability of having your drink mosquito'd when someone of the opposite sex who is shorter than you poses for a photograph with you and he/she is really thirsty.

1. Dude, she totally mosquito'd my drink when Aloysius took our photograph with that disposable camera.

2. While she was busy passionately kissing my inner thigh, I took the liberty of mosquitoing her glass of Caramilk liqueur.

by andrewljacob July 25, 2011

Masquerade

An event or party of sorts where participants hold or wear masques (yes, masquerade masques), props, and most of the time, more favorably, costumes. Think of it as a game, where whoever can keep there identity hidden the longest wins. According to some experts, masquerade balls were a feature of the Carnival season in the 15th century, and involved increasingly elaborate allegorical Royal Entries, pageants and triumphal processions celebrating marriages and other events of late medieval court life. They became popular throughout main Europe in the 17th and 18th centuries, sometimes with fatal results. Masquerade balls were sometimes set as a game among the guests. Obviously, the masked guests were supposedly dressed so as to be unidentifiable. This would create the "game" to see if a guest could determine each other's identities. It added a humorous effect to many masques and parties, and enabled a more enjoyable version of typical balls. It's basically as a circus or Halloween party, although, they're thrown pretty much anytime of year. It's an interesting twist because there are so many themes you can pick, it's impossible to be bored (but if the theme's not your style, don't show up). They're also known as a masquerade party or a masquerade ball.

People should throw masquerades more often. Those are real parties!

by The Quiz-Trivian-Naire November 24, 2014