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Mormon

The religion that people love to mess with me for being a part of.
Classmate: How are your wives doing, Mormon?

Me: I'm 14!
by TheReelDealMC February 9, 2017
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Mormons

Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (LDS) a Christian religion based on both the Bible and the Book of Mormon. Members try to be honest, chaste, respectful, kind etc. They avoid using profane language, using alcohol/tobacco/drugs, having sexual relations outside of marriage etc.
My nieghbors are mormons and they go to church every Sunday.
by crisper2 March 17, 2011
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moronic interrogative

Raising your voice at the end of a statement to turn it into a question as typified by valley girls but has spread for beyond to both sexes and even beyond the US.

Typically used to solicit affirmation to an otherwise dull and pointless story.
y'know, so I was wanting a BMW but i actually got an Audieee

Why does Melissa speak like that, has she had a stroke?

Nah, she just loves the moronic interrogative
by stewieG wannabe March 2, 2010
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mordor

Boromir: one does not simply... walk into mortor...
Aragorn: its mordor
Boromir: what?
Aragorn: its "mordor", with a "d"
Boromir: one does not simply walk into mordor...
Frodo: um... yes you do...
Boromir: shut up!,no you dont!
Frodo: yes you do, you tottally do
Boromir: nuh-uh!. you need like... an army.
with, like... ninjas... and... um... wizards!
NINJA WIZARDS!
Gandalf: i'm a wizard!
Boromir: yeah, but you're not a ninja
maybe some bears, too... bears that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. oh man, that would be so frickin' AWESOME!
by Ruopolo March 12, 2008
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Mormon French Kiss

When two people (always a boy and a girl, duh they are mormon) touch cheeks together and then rub their tongue against their cheek, thus protecting their values via the layer of protection of their cheeks.
Kelvin and I totally got caught mormon french kissing last night by his parents. I think I need to go talk to my bishop on Sunday.
by Bros Gold January 7, 2016
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Friccin moron

A proper noun that commits an incredulously stupid action without deliberate thought or use of common sense.
Uh oh! You friccin moron. You just got CORDUROYED! Tag your friends to totally CORDUROY! them! CorduSTROYED!!!

Oh my friccin goodness gracious, Tarzan is a friccin moron because she friccin fell down the garbage chute to the dumpster again!!!! What a FRICCIN MORON!?!?!?!?!?!
by lochmore April 17, 2019
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Hyper-educated moron

A hyper-educated moron is someone who has impressive credentials, yet lacks the basic knowledge and common sense of how the real world actually functions and operates because they never had a job in the private sector. These people are most often found in Ivy league schools, hidden deep in their offices and unaware of the surrounding outside world.
Mike: Professor Jones wants to teach 3 liberal arts classes a day and wants nothing less than $100,000/year with full, life-time benefits.

Eric: Isn't that what a physician is normally paid?

Mike: Yup.

Eric: What a hyper-educated moron...
by Hockeytown19 September 7, 2014
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