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MoolyFTW 

My username is gaben@valvesoftware.com and my password, is MoolyFTW
MoolyFTW by FlawCra December 22, 2020

Soft Mookie 

One who is squishy; flabby; pudding like; resembles a flat blobby substance
"Yo, that kid is so bad at basketball!"
"I know he's such a soft mookie."
Soft Mookie by Heather Philips January 18, 2013

shawn moody 

A great politician that helps people who're in need. Thy Shawn Moody has excellent family values. Maine needs a businessman like Moody. Although Shawn didn't win the midterms, he doesn't give up for Maine. At 17 years old Shawn Moody created Moody's Collision & Auto Body Repair Center. Moody's mom was sick and in the hospital. Shawn was forced to develop a business to help his mother. All of this experience makes Moody a great and knowledgeable businessman. Shawn Moody would have been a great asset to Maine, and it is a shame that he lost. Maine most likely would have been better off with a governor such as Shawn Moody.
"My name is Shawn Moody, vote Shawn Moody for Governa of Maine!" The Television played. "This way paid for by the Shawn Moody for Governor Foundation!"

"Man, I love Shawn Moody," I said.
shawn moody by thesaltboy420 November 8, 2018

North Florida Moody Bear

Not to be confused with any bears of the genus ursa. This borderline mythical creature has been known to haunt the isles of Trader Joes and other locations where overpriced groceries are sold to wealthy suburban whites. The North Florida Moody Bear is known for it's grooming behaviors including, but not limited to, its proclivity to spend excessive time in the bathroom to ensure it's hair is immaculate. This is a highly social organism that is known to be extremely social, frequently they can be seen flirting with human females. While they often appear quite tame, domesticated even, don't let your guard down as they will respond violently to anything that causes messes in their natural habitat. They have bizarre sleeping habits that result in often trying to sleep however very rarely actually succumbing to slumber. This species becomes most aggressive when awaken from its slumbers so it is advisable to never slam doors in it's presence. This is an anomalous organism that has left biologist dumbfounded as it is sustained entirely by la croix, and frequently goes months without consuming anything else.
Did you hear about jim?
No, what happened?
He died, he slammed a door outside of a North Florida Moody Bears bedroom.
mook (mōōk)

n. Slang
An insignificant or contemptible person.
"mook." The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Houghton Mifflin Company, 2004. 17 Jul. 2009.
Most of definitions submitted to Urban Dictionary are written by mooks.
Mook by SenseiC July 17, 2009
Jdot- son got the shrimpy
Bdot- nah u mad mook 🔥
Mook by GomdBozo October 21, 2021