montreal

Montreal has French Canadians, and the worst drivers in the world.....enough said.

I Came from Vancouver the best city in the world one day to Montreal rode this carriage through the old part of town(this was actually cool) then I laughed at how stupid the French people are, got pissed off at how Quebec residents honk at red light(if they dont go right through it) went to the airport and back to the rich safe haven city of Vancouver p.s. big mountains rock

by Big K Man April 15, 2006

Montrelle

A legendary and notorious Minecraft hacker and greifer. Montrelle is the center of many tall tales and morals alike with many stories sorrounding the player. One of Montrelle's most notable tales are that of when he fought the legendary Hypixel himself, slashing his blade at supersonic speeds. Or when Montrelle greifed The Hive server with ease. Montrelle isn't a player to be messed with, though you won't see him as his reign of terror ended and be now lurks in the shadows.

Example 1:
Brittany: Hey, do you want to play Minecraft?
Sarah: No, last time I played, Montrelle greifed my server.
Brittany: Damn Sarah...

Example 2:
Random Player: Technoblade is the most powerful PvP player!
Another player: Clearly you haven't heard of Montrelle the sinister...

by RamenThePlayerOne July 10, 2020

Montreal

A city that is surprisingly in Canada even though it is is French! They also use Canadian money there!

"They Don't Use Euro's In Montreal."

by Megadeth73 May 28, 2008

Montreal Death Shroud

When you purposefully defecate in your underwear and then sneak up on an unsuspecting person while they are sleeping, and wrap the underwear over their head and don't let them out....... At least for a long enough time that you think you got em back.

"Awww man i slept at Sean's house and he gave me a Montreal Death Shroud... I've got pink eye and Ecoli! I'm never sleeping there again!"

by VE3-FCK February 10, 2009

edwin montealegre

My lover and friend. The one i love the most with all my heart. The guy that makes my life much happier and makes it better.The only one i like to spend my time with. MY lover who I love talkin with and puts a smile on my face everytime i talk with.

I love you so much babe with all my heart, I cant stop thinkin about you. I love you n I love you everyday and everynight.

by Diana Cid May 3, 2005

Montreal

The grossest city ever.
They only wish they were still Canada's number one city.
poor french bastards make the rest of canadian students learn and fail french becasue no one gets thire fucking lanugage..its not even real french.

When I went on a school trip to Montreal we had to cut our shopping trip short becasue the group of creepers on the streat stripping,
TRUE STORY

by UD10000 November 24, 2007

Montreal Flat

Thinking you have a flat tire on your bicycle when in reality you are to messed up to be riding.
Works for any hilly city that has a good sized cycling and partying community - Seattle Flat etc.

Al was so stoned going home last night he had to check his bike for flats twice. Turned out they were Montreal Flats.

by Gravity Sucks August 16, 2009