the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?

The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

cheese-eating surrender monkeys

The French.

Originated by Groundskeeper Willie of the Simpsons. Popularized by Jonah Goldberg, National Review Online Editor-at-Large

"Bonjooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuurrrrr, ye cheese-eating surrender monkeys."

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

Mall Monkeys

The webcomic by Eric Drobile who kicks all ass, as well as his award-winning funny ass comic.

hey faggots, go read mallmonkeys. you havent even been there!

by mallmonkey October 4, 2003

Sucks Monkeys Balls

something being so bad that it sucks monkeys balls

jill: my boyfriend dumped me

Janet: that sucks monkeys balls

John: I lost my job

Jack: that sucks monkeys balls

that guy/girl sucks monkeys balls

by YeahIWentThere August 24, 2010

the monkeys

an STD

That nigga got the monkeys from some bitch up the block that everbody fucked raw

by Tiffany November 9, 2003

Pubic Monkeys

The undefined itchings from an untrimmed and unkempt pubic patch

Haroldes' been scratchin his crotch like he's got pubic monkeys

by Tapio July 16, 2008

bump monkeys

1. The act of two females interlocking their legs and humping genitalia to genitalia. 2. When two women Bump Uglies

I knew the party had just started when I caught 2 girls bumpin' monkeys in my room!! Sweet!!

by The Chef July 23, 2003