monkey

one who is, or aspires to be monkeyed.

"were you a monkey last night?"
"Too right, I was as fucked as a monkey!"

by the_rorz August 05, 2009

Monkey

1. A slang word for vagina
2. A just above-the-anorexic border unattractive girl. Usually comes with a slight mustache and more facial and body hair than usual.

1. Man, i hit Janet's monkey hard last night
2. Dude, i saw the grossest thing ever.

- What?

- Kim raised her arm, and I saw all her armpit hair!!

- Ewww, she' such a monkey!

by bb514 March 10, 2011

monkey

slang for a nigger, or african american. People with big nose and big lips resembling gorilla or chimpanzee family.

"you are talking about that monkey man? psst "

"Porch monkey sneaked in my house and stole my t.v."

by ryandyan September 19, 2007

MONKEY

BLACKEST NIGGER IN THE WORLD!!!!

THAT MONKEY IS INVISIBLE AT NIGHT

by shitfucktit September 14, 2008

monkey

A vagina hahahahahahahahahahaha

hey brah, that monkey's got teeth.

by mike oksmall March 04, 2008

monkey

500 units of a given currency, esp. English pounds

That new hi-def T.V. cost me a good two monkeys

by E-n January 07, 2006

monkey

Suffix that, when added to a root noun, describes a person who is obsessed with or loves the meaning of the root noun.

-Sometimes the applied word can be figurative.

Ben: Your brother really likes to wank a lot, doesn't he?
Mike: Yeah... he's a real greasemonkey.

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 03, 2006