Monitrice

French for instructor, born to live out her name. Monitrice is a brown-eyed, brown 90s baby with fluffy hair and a smile that brightens rooms. She's known to be the vibe, whether she speaks or not. Full of goofy laughter, Monitrice is the best storyteller and it shows in her work. She's a Creative Technologist. She's an amazing friend. She's there when you're at your lowest. Her mac and cheese is to die for along with her other foodie specialities. If you can't say her name, just call this beautiful soul– Money.

Is that Monitrice? Yo MONEY-TREEEESSS

by goldenxwater November 23, 2021

monitorburn

The pasty white skin that nerds get from sitting in fromt of the computer and not getting any sun.

Dang, these term papers are giving me monitorburn.

by TimpTimptheicecreampimp July 13, 2007

home safety monitoring

Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into. NOBODY LIKES TO BE CALLED A DAMN BABYSITTER ANYMORE. It's called home safety monitoring instead!

Girl 1: so you're stuck babysitting tonight?
Girl 2: nah bitch. i hate being called a babysitter! i'm home safety monitoring mah gur! <3

by Kristakins+Rosie July 2, 2009

Monicornies

An EXTREMELY atractive Unicorn with multiple horns coming out of the mane. Sometimes known as the sexiest creature alive. Usually found in the Pacific Northwest region. There have been several sightings reported of a couple of them living in Gig Harbor, Washington.

Bob:Hey Jill! Look at those sexy beasts over there!
Jill: Those are Monicornies, Bob

by Ninja master Phil November 23, 2010

Hall Monitors

The lovable guy in the office whose lack of diligence is overlooked because he's so darn nice

When it comes to anything outside the realm of television, sports, or pop culture, Hall Monitors are boderline retarded, but they're so agreeable and good-natured that they appeal to everyone nonetheless.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

monitoring

from an urban point of view it concerns a smartly monitored city /governed, orchestrated, urbanized, built and environmentally protected/ to use it's urban energy to generate a synergy characterized solutions.

...there is a business initiative to sell tickets for a pop-star concert somewhere in the city. But the Municipality, with the help of the organizers of the concert, procures a place/places for an advanced meeting of the interested population with the songs and images of the stars, with a dance areas, some drinks and foods, appropriated public transport, adds - all these logistics well monitored, totally free of charges for the participating public. In result, two weeks later all the tickets are sold, the fan-society of the stars has enjoyed an unforgettable moments and everybodyis happy! The Municipality governments strengthen once again its logistics in urban monitoring to synergize the urban energy of its citizens!

by sociosphere November 27, 2013

monitory value

How effective someone is at keeping an eye on a device, situation, fellow human, etc.

A mushy-hearted ticket-puncher at a museum isn't of much monitory value if a giggle of pretty girls is able to flutterbuy his just waving them through without paying!

by QuacksO July 16, 2023