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Mona Lisa Principle

The notion that while there isn't necessarily something wrong with someone/something, the two elements aren't a match.
"Dude, why did y'all break up?"
"Classic Mona Lisa Principle. She was beautiful, mysterious, and intriguing, but (pointing to my brain) didn't match a damn thing in my house."
by Chris "Your Hero" Mock June 10, 2018
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monas

a specific person who is an absolute SIMP can also be used to describe someone who thinks they are Michael Jordan
wow ur acting like a real fucking monas tday
by zortz March 18, 2021
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Mona

Mona is a asscrack the first I saw her My eyes lit up and poop started to fly out of my ass. She does not take showers in the morning so her fishy might fish. She hates men but likes woman her crush is a Dhara.
Omg she is such a mona

Omg is that Mona Kahla, the one that hates men and does not take showers
by Monalover3456 June 4, 2023
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Cyre Monae

A successful young black woman that wakes up with a positive attitude and works to manifest her dream life of luxury every day.
by luvithere August 2, 2022
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Mona

A race who went into hiding and are barely seen nowadays. Legends say that they come out on a moonlit night and bask in the moonlight where their blue hair gets a silvery glow and their jade like skin is reflected in pure elegance. No one knows what their face looks like cause nobody lived to tell the tale. If they smile at you you will feel dazed and your existence will start to wither without leaving a single speck. So what ever you do never let them smile at you!

But the thing is that ...... they always have a smile plastered on their face
I might have seen a Mona by the lake last night, I merely caught a glimpse of her back and ran away from there as fast as I could.
by summer_nii_chan July 26, 2022
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Mona

Mona is voluptuous and juicy. You would know a Mona by the contagion of her laughter, the simple fact that no matter where you are it is recognizable in a large crowd - perfection. Her nose can swell to the size of the Empire State Building, and she can smell a triple cheeseburger from a mile away. Her voice is soft like butter, and she always draws a crowd.

Whenever you are in need, Mona is your steed. You can rely on her in times of trouble and she always lends a listening ear. Favorite among her friends, she is recognized as special, genuine, and Incredibly thupid.

Cigarettes + coffee = Mona + Nik

Everybody needs a friend that they can call home. A person that can understand and accept your flaws even when you can't accept them yourself. That's Mona. A soft and fresh breeze, the smell of a party pack from taco bell in the wind. Sheer magnificence.
Thupid 1: Hey Mona, can you clean the toilet?

Thupid 2: No, and I'm packing my bags and leaving. Fuck you.

End scene

Thupid 1: Merry Xmas! *Gives gift*

Thupid 2: Wow! I really think you got ripped off 😕 I did such a good job of your present though!

End scene

Thupid 1: *trying on various hats* Nothing fits! 😢

Thupid 2: Wow, you've got a big fucking head eh? 🧐

End scene
by TheThupid2 March 14, 2022
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