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moldy pond

A derogatory term for a female’s genital area suggesting that it smells and is moist and dirty.
I heard Donna’s got a moldy pond.
by Jagguy412 July 15, 2023
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Moldy

Moldy, a gaslight gatekeep girlboss who don't need no fuckin man.She is a lesbian, and is married to scenty. She is a character in hfjone.
Person 1: Who is your favorite girlboss?
Person 2: Oh, it has to be Moldy!
by hfjonefan0159391-59105 August 26, 2022
mugGet the Moldymug.

moldy cheese

Some middle age man that looks like Vin Diesel and has mould on his head that looked like it came from cheese.
by arun kulasekaran March 23, 2017
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Moldy

Moley but more Land'tt. Instead of being yummy, he's Yummiy.
guy1: why do you love moldy you land'tt bitch
guy2: ......yYAAAAa basHHhah
by BrainNourishment October 23, 2025
mugGet the Moldymug.

moldy mousetrap

a moldy pussy that has muscles that will clam and rip your dick off
Me:Say away from her shes got a moldy mousetrap!

You:Run AWAY!!!
by SDI Clover April 15, 2010
mugGet the moldy mousetrapmug.

moldy unforgettable

that time when my autocorrect decided to be a bitch while i was trying to vent to a groupchat of people and changed the “i am mildly uncomfortable” to “i am moldy unforgettable
Me: “yo my 8th grade math teacher was kind of a pedo”

Fuckass friend: “how did it make you feel, were you ‘moldy unforgettable’?”

Me: “fuck off troglodyte
by chrysanthemum8 March 15, 2025
mugGet the moldy unforgettablemug.

Moldy Hay Bail

When a woman doesn’t wash her pubic region for a few days, to the point of an unsavory smell and oily pubes ( slightly wet feeling). Then finds a man to go down on her. When he goes down, and gets close enough to notice she’s unclean, the woman grabs him by the back of the head and shoves his face in her pubes while grinding his nose in them, back-and-forth. Getting it all over his face.
You know why you don’t bang girls you bring home from the GYM!?”

“No… why?”

“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”
mugGet the Moldy Hay Bailmug.

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