modesto

Someone who always wins at everything no matter what the odds. Adored by all living creatures especially women.
Someone who owns a red acura rsx and has a ratherly large bhuta

Modesto single-handedly destroyed the Persian army using a matchstick and an empty can of Dr. Pepper.

VTEC.

by ewan yousef November 25, 2007

Modest Mouse

The second best band, after Radiohead.

Modest Mouse did not sell out! Being on the radio =/= Selling out!

by Walter June 2, 2004

Modest Vagina Syndrome

Anatonym to American Big Dick Syndrome

Those with Modest Vagina Syndrome would say such things as :

We'll just have to agree to disagree and not make a big deal of it

or

We're pretty good, maybe not the best or the most awesome, but pretty good.

by Rational Thinker August 24, 2007

Modest Proposal

Weird, sickening, distasteful. Can be used as a noun or adjective.
Also: One who eats babies.
From Johnathon Swift's satire, A Modest Proposal, which outlined reasons for why we should eat babies.

That ugly girl's display picture is such a modest proposal.

Look Dude, the principal is trying to dance! That's so modest proposal!

I named my hamster Modest Proposal after she got knocked up by a gerbil and ate half of the offspring.

by laura_lou October 5, 2006

modest mouse

A band that hipsters are too cool to like anymore because now they are done with high school and attend art school and/or moved to a city, and had to dig deeper into the more sophisticated self zone, aquiring tastes that no one will know about for at least the next 2-3 years, when they will have to update themselves once again (hint: when Xiu Xiu, Blonde Redhead and Q and Not U are completely for indie rock poseurs only... just a matter of time)

Modest Mouse... I never really liked them anyway.

by somebody October 5, 2003

modest mouse

a band with lyrics full of ironies and paradoxes such as "night on the sun" , "good times are killing me" however they do have an innovative sound and highly clever lyrics with sweet one liners for those 16 year old bloggers. However they are not indie. at least not anymore. they are signed to Sony Bmg music. they are a main stream band however this isn't to say anything bad about their high quality.

modest mouse is a great band man, I'm kind of sad that their next album will carry more of a commercial anxiety. like float on.

by turgan November 14, 2005

Modesty

A heartless bitch that doesn't know a good guy when she sees one. She takes advantage and doesn't appreciate anything she get. A modesty is a liar, and selfish. Her room smelt like pussy and probably still does. Get some fucking TIDE you stanky ass bitch. For 5 cents a day you can help this tan pimple face get some fucking clearisl. She put so much fucken makeup she looks like a drag queen, no offense.

She's an ass, it must be a Modesty

by Babo_Lion May 19, 2018