Male moan 

The pleasure sounds a guy makes during sex that isn't really grunting and not quite a sigh.

Oh my god Linda, Shawn has the best male moan I have ever heard.

Male moan by Hardly.Quinn December 22, 2014

Black Snake Moan 

That one dark thought or memory, that's always there, no matter how hard you try to forget. Comes back when you're feeling low, and escalates your low to a whole new level of dark.

"That voice in my head,

every time I think it's gone,

it comes howling back.

Calls me when I'm ailing,

when I can't find my way home.

Lost in the pines

I calls it the Black Snake Moan." Lazarus Redd

Black Snake Moan by Pseudonomnomnomnom January 9, 2013

bitch and moan

what you motherfuckers do on your urban dictionary accounts.
what liberals and conservatives do to each other.
what most youtube comments are

Jerry got fucking sick and tired reading urban dictionary because he only saw definitions that bitch and moan about someone else.

bitch and moan by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

John Lennon's Moan 

Voice of god himself. All who hear it will immediately get a boner and will ascend to a higher level of intelligence. They will also be blessed with many good times and their guitars will stop gently weeping.

Intelligent person: "Have you heard John Lennon's Moan?"

Idiot: "What?"

Intelligent person: "You're going to rot in hell."

John Lennon's Moan by Jessie Lennon May 16, 2018

cha'moan 

Exclamation of delight, in the style of Michael Jackson.

"We gonna hit the town tonight?"
"Cha'moan brother!"

cha'moan by Bowg Trowg April 10, 2008

piss and moan 

to whine, complain or bitch about something in an annoying and aggravating manner

I hate hanging out with Bob anymore cuz all he does is piss and moan about losing his leg in that car accident.

piss and moan by Cliff96 June 27, 2005

Phone Moan 

A game to play while receiving oral sex. You, the one receiving oral sex, call up a friend and talk with them as long as possible. If they figure out what's going on, you lose. If you can have the whole conversation without them knowing what's up, you win.

Person 1: Hey bro. What's up?
Person 2: Nothing much man, you?
Person 1: Oh I'm just watch- UGHHHHH! God yes.
Person 2: Dude, are you playing phone moan?
Person 1: I gotta go.

Phone Moan by jackinthebox1234567890 October 25, 2010