Vaginal Moanings

artistic expression used to describe the latest flood of cookie cutter songs from every current-era female pop musician. Recognizable by the usual accompaniment of pianos or violins, these are the songs that are inducing the collective menstrual cycles of the radio free world. Although usually reserved for female musicians, the term can, in some instances, be applied to the critique of male musicians if the estrogen level is deemed beyond the “Seminal Trappings” term assigned to the same music.

Female: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Vaginal Moanings of Sara Bareilles and Taylor Swift.
Male: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Vaginal Moanings of James Blunt.

by John Wesley February 6, 2008

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Good Moaning!

A morning greeting between two people who ache every morning as they get out of bed and moan as they walk all the way to the bathroom.

Or, a morning accolade after a gratuitous night of debauchery which featured a voluminous amount of moaning.

Argh, my back, my knees! Good moaning!
Good moaning to you.

by KenNyRex March 11, 2012

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