kitten mittens

What kittens love to wear when it's cold. From the latin phrase kittano mittono.
Mr Boots the kittycat wears his kitten kittens when it's cold.
by l0rd_hex January 11, 2004
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squish mitten

i slapped her squish mitten with my pork sword
by bbc123456 April 01, 2009
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fart in a mitten

The act of moving around or being moved around while in a confined space.

Originally used by my father in 1985 to describe how I would bounce around in the car.
Since used to describe swimmers on a bus. My son while in bed.
My son is bouncing around like a fart in a mitten.
Why can you not sit still, you are moving around like a fart in a mitten!
by BigHungryBill November 27, 2016
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Dick Mittens

The condition of one's hands when one neglects to wash them after urinating.
I won't let him touch my copy of New England with dick mittens.
by Frayed_Moe November 09, 2003
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kittens mittens

A sarcastic term used to describe someone after an accomplishment.
Jesse: I got a B on my test.

Amanda:I recieved an A!

Jesse: Well, aren't you the kittens mittens.
by Shannnon July 03, 2006
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peep mitten

A slang term for condom, where the peep is a penis and the mitten is the prophylactic.

Normally used by a-hole college students trying to recreate their favorite summer bromance movie. Some boobs are flashed, dangerous hijinks ensue, someone winds up in jail and wacky fun is had by all.
The pope prohibits peep mittens as a form of birth control.
by gfdas29 July 02, 2009
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piss-mittens

Interjection. Expression of total feelings of futility, and resignation, at own idiocy.
<upon realising your only pair of boxer shorts has been caught in the aftershave fire set by your drunken housemate> fuckitty-wankitty-PISS-MITTENS!
by Trickenso September 28, 2006
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