by l0rd_hex January 11, 2004
i slapped her squish mitten with my pork sword
by bbc123456 April 01, 2009
The act of moving around or being moved around while in a confined space.
Originally used by my father in 1985 to describe how I would bounce around in the car.
Since used to describe swimmers on a bus. My son while in bed.
Originally used by my father in 1985 to describe how I would bounce around in the car.
Since used to describe swimmers on a bus. My son while in bed.
My son is bouncing around like a fart in a mitten.
Why can you not sit still, you are moving around like a fart in a mitten!
Why can you not sit still, you are moving around like a fart in a mitten!
by BigHungryBill November 27, 2016
by Frayed_Moe November 09, 2003
by Shannnon July 03, 2006
A slang term for condom, where the peep is a penis and the mitten is the prophylactic.
Normally used by a-hole college students trying to recreate their favorite summer bromance movie. Some boobs are flashed, dangerous hijinks ensue, someone winds up in jail and wacky fun is had by all.
Normally used by a-hole college students trying to recreate their favorite summer bromance movie. Some boobs are flashed, dangerous hijinks ensue, someone winds up in jail and wacky fun is had by all.
by gfdas29 July 02, 2009
<upon realising your only pair of boxer shorts has been caught in the aftershave fire set by your drunken housemate> fuckitty-wankitty-PISS-MITTENS!
by Trickenso September 28, 2006