Mike

A really nice guy. But he has the WORST DICK EVER. It tastes and smells like shit. That is all.

"I had a threesome last night. But one of them was a Mike!"
"Eeeew!"

by shiiiittbitches. January 1, 2012

Mike

Mike is my best friend. With a fairly large dick and is a manwhore. Black, fershure. And yet, the coolest guy to be around.

"Whos that blackie over there?"

'Oh.. its just mike."

by WHOREEE69 June 22, 2010

Mike

UNA DE CAL Y UNA DE ARENA
Can't take him out of my mind.
Drives me from heaven to hell and from hell to heaven.
I can't wait anymore.

Cannot wait even a single breath more... to let us both reach and touch the stars.

Come to me, come now Mike

by Ayuryari November 30, 2021

Mike

This is an unusual term to some, but I will help to elaborate. Mike is someone who's penis is generally "above average" in girth. Mike is a male, and is most certainly not a dike and he sometimes rides a bike. People love Mike, he is a funny mother fucker. Mike typically has a best friend named Avery who doesn't take shit from anyone. I love Mike, and want to have sex with anyone who's name is Mike.

Mike is the balls, he keeps me going in life.

When I got out of the shower, I looked down and thought I was Mike

by Ding Dong Dick October 17, 2010

Mike

Tends to be quite a bitch about many things and then tries to scare u off by running at u. He also threatens to fuck your sister every once and a while which we know will never happen. He also claims he is a ‘hood boy’ which we know is not true because he admitted to having a pussy.

Don’t be a mike (pampering bitch)

by Thick dick nibba November 15, 2018

Mike

A really cool person who makes everyone laugh and has many girls crushing on him

Person 1: "Yo dude who's that guy over there with all the girls?"
Person 2: "That's mike the coolest guy ever!"

by Coolio kiddio September 24, 2014

Mike

Mike-Roscopic penis...a guy with a small penis

Sarah, "That guys kinda cute!"

Kim, "Yeah, but I heard he's a Mike."

by MikeHunt509 April 22, 2014