Merp

The word ‘merp’ is indeed used in awkward situations. It is commonly used by a homosapien species called ‘Merp’ and if it is fancy, a ‘Merpington’. A merp, will always say merp, even in it is not awkward. Some use it on quizzes or tests if they do not know the answer.

For example:
IN CHECKING TESTPAPERS/ETC
Girl 1: Hey you’ll be checking my wuiz and vice versa!
Girl 2: Okay then!
Girl 1: Uhm What’s ‘merp’? Is it a valid ans-
Girl 2: Merp.

IN AWKWARD SITUATIONS
Boy: I really li-
Girl: Merp. I am a Merpington, not a Merp.
Boy: merp..

by vanillarie December 4, 2017

Merp

What the...

Kid 1: I'm going to ride my trycicle on the roof!
Kid 2: Merp?!?

by Purplecatawesome November 18, 2020

Merp

An unexplainable term that is used to show intense emotional feelings of utter cuteness, happiness, and lovingness. Usually, it is only used around people you have a close emotional bond with, to share your deep devotions to the things that you love.

Ex: Gracie got so mad at me because I won't stop talking about Kang Ha Neul... but he's just so Merp!

by chadeesa October 2, 2025

Merp

When you drop something or mess something up you can say this word. It is a better replacement for oop.

“Merp! I dropped my pencil.”

by Beth Rodgers April 9, 2020

MERP

Mutually Exclusive Romantic Partnership

Friend: Are you two together?
Me: Well, we're actually in a merp.

by iponpoc July 31, 2020

Merp

Basically can be your answer to anything.

If you don't know the answer to something or just don't feel like talking, this is a great answer because those around you will take it as a ligit answer

Person1- *states fact and beats you at argument*
Person2- well MERP!!
Person1- Ok, you win

by Luna marrie March 3, 2017

Merp

The sound you make when something does not go your way; however, it can also be used interchangeably when something goes incredibly right for you. In other words, it is a good replacement for the taboo swear words people cringe at today.

Merp the police!!
OR
Holy Merp! I just won a million bucks!

by NighttOwl March 22, 2017