midget marmosettery

High-level mischief; unscupulous behaviour; an attempt to shirk responsibility or engage in shifty dealings; banditry of a high degree; or silverback-gorillery of a lesser degree; similar to jiggery-pokery but possibly of a more comical and less offensive nature.

"Far out Lim, check out this there is some complete miget marmosettery going on here."

"Hey Mers, I went in there and told them straight, we didn't want to see any more midget marmosettery from them anymore."

by The word bandit January 14, 2010

Magestic Marmot

Where you take someones pillow, pull down your underwear, and fart on the pillowcase. Giving extra care to ensure the fabric of the case touches the skin of your asshole.

My husband was being such a douchebag, I did a magestic marmot on his pillowcase and he got pinkeye.

by offdhook September 14, 2011

Fake Memories

When someone tries to retell a story or memory from the past but changes the details, usually to favor themselves.

Nima: Remember when I beat you in smash bros?
Mikey: No, I beat you and Navid!
Navid: No, you lost to Nima after you beat me, you got fake memories bro

by WinstonisChink March 27, 2019

rodeo of memories

when you go through your old childhood photos

person 1: and that was you when you rode your first pony, hannah
hannah: damn i just through a rodeo of memories

by cccasee April 25, 2019

I'll put it in my memoirs.

A snarky expression to mock someone for saying something uninteresting or that adds zero value to the conversation.

Flo: I ran 10 miles yesterday!
Joe: Great, I'll put it in my memoirs.

by guacamole face March 4, 2017

memoralabia

Collection of intimate mementos

I added her thong to my memoralabia

by Uke boy September 13, 2007

memoriam

A person that has died.
Proper way to say in memory of

In memoriam of ...

(in professional setting)

by Brit Brat Carroll May 11, 2015