The act of fucking a girl doggy-style bent over a toilet with her legs tied together. As you cum you dunk her head into the dirty toilet water.
by vonorimjob December 20, 2008
Get the filthy mermaidmug. A smudgy mermaid is a female version of the comical practical joke of tea bagging.
A fudgy smudgy mermaid is where the woman in question has wiped ass to V then performed said act.
A fudgy smudgy mermaid is where the woman in question has wiped ass to V then performed said act.
by Chuck_beaver February 28, 2011
Get the Smudgy mermaidmug. The feminine rebuttal to being the victim of a Superman by their male partner.
The act of Little Mermaiding is completed when the female masturbates and squirts on her sleeping partners face.
This usually results in the victim waking from a dead sleep in a panic thinking they are drowning.
The act of Little Mermaiding is completed when the female masturbates and squirts on her sleeping partners face.
This usually results in the victim waking from a dead sleep in a panic thinking they are drowning.
Last night my husband gave me a Superman. I was so mad at him that tonight I soaked him with the Little Mermaid.
by HerPetKha December 19, 2013
Get the Little Mermaidmug. A nautical term used in sailing, describing a forceful or unintentional jibe. When fucking a mermaid, the boom slams across the deck. The term can also be used to describe a sloppy tack.
by Pirate One June 1, 2009
Get the fuck a mermaidmug. A special request fetish, whereby the woman wears a horse's head.
Made notorious by the numerous demented scumbags of Limerick city and Irish music pair 'The Rubberbandits'.
Made notorious by the numerous demented scumbags of Limerick city and Irish music pair 'The Rubberbandits'.
I'm feeling kinky tonight Sínead. How's about a Limerick Mermaid? Put this on. (whilst handing her a horse head mask)
by daPillock December 10, 2010
Get the Limerick Mermaidmug. One who swims in ditches and/or lives in ditches.
Ditch mermaids are normally found in ditches the have recently been filled with rain water.
Ditch mermaids are normally found in ditches the have recently been filled with rain water.
by Hannah Marie. July 17, 2007
Get the ditch mermaidmug. Desert Mermaid is a disabled Artistist and Youtuber on a Mission to spread Peace, love, laughter, and the beach to stranded mermaids and pirates everywhere! In 2011 Desert Mermaids entire life changed after injuring her lower back, resulting in life long chronic pain. After hitting rock bottom, she bravely started her life over. Desert Mermaid also known as, Keshia Marie Lamons, Vlogs her life and always encourages others to always follow their dreams, never give up, and to live life to the fullest! As someone who has felt alone in her pain. Desert Mermaid wants to provide a light for others so they don't have to sit alone in the dark!
by Frank Noe Phillips September 18, 2017
Get the desert mermaidmug.