Merhaps

An combination of the word "maybe" and "perhaps"

Merhaps we'll go to the park

by theproctologist September 30, 2018

Merzhaded

The act of slitting someone throat with safety scissors.

Damn that night just got merzhaded

by Ricey boi March 5, 2019

whitey merchant

; someone who is sick evertime they drink alcohol

'you are a whitey merchant

by oink234 December 10, 2007

vine merchant

A sportsperson whose playing abilities get super hyped because of 6-second vine videos.

"Mate, check out this goal by Pogba. Isn't he like the best midfielder at the moment?"

"Nah mate, have you ever seen him play the entire game? He's just a vine merchant"

by twitterbanterffs September 18, 2016

Plague merchant

Bruno Fernandes

Bruno Fernandes is a plague merchant

by TheFinboSlicer February 14, 2021

tap-in merchant

a name given to football players that are only effective in the six-yard box, and have lack of skills in terms of dribbling, passing, and more.

bruhhhhhhhhhh haaland is a tap-in merchant

by soepicchill July 19, 2023

Megha

One who consumes many Oreos within a short time period. Meghas usually hunt for Oreos in the nighttime, often sneaking through back doors or windows and sniffing for any sign of an Oreo. They can smell on Oreo from up to 2 miles away.

-"Why are my Oreos gone? I thought I bought a pack just yesterday!!"
-"It must have been a megha."

by thenjet November 17, 2010