White Mercedes

The White Mercedes is another SoCal staple; often times a sedan or SUV, but bonus points if it's a convertible, which is hot as fuck. A white Mercedes sedan with chrome wheels is essentially the Camry of Orange County, and if you had a dollar for every white Mercedes you spotted in or around LA in a day, you could probably buy one of your own in a couple hours. In the 2000s, the white Mercedes of choice for Newport Beach doctors, young celebs in Beverly Hills and "coastal grandmothers" in Malibu was the CLK convertible, which was super fetch while it was still in production. Now it's the G550 or G63, with the S-Class sedan and the E-Class family also being commonplace. Like with the White Range Rover, the White Mercedes is likely to be found sandwiched between an Escalade and a White Lexus at South Coast Plaza, parked in front of a plastic surgeon's office, in the driveway of a hideous McMansion, or in the drive-thru line at Starbucks. A White Mercedes is the ultimate LA status symbol.

God, it seems like everyone and their mom down here has a White Mercedes!

by henry1272838442 March 19, 2023

mercedes benz

no go buy bmw

A : i want mercedes benz
B : no go buy bmw

by thebimmerguy August 9, 2022

Mercedes-Benz

The poor man's Farrari. Not as fast, over rated. Anything older than a 2000 Mercedes looks like an old people's car. Farrari will beat it in a race. Farrari is known as the fastest car that's why people know it. Mercedes is #2, get over it.

Jon: You dude check out my Mercedes-Benz yo it's so "gangsta"
Derek: Umm..I bought a Farrari, it's faster and better than your benz.
Jon: Dammit.. your right
Derek: So I guess yoll be retiring in the fall right?
Jon: No what are you talking about!?
Derek: It was a joke dude, you drive that old man's Benz
Jon: O ya... damn I wish I bought a Farrari
Derek: So next time don't make a mistake by buying a Benz, next time step it up and buy a Farrari

by Derek Reefer June 17, 2006

Mercedes-Benz

The shittiest type of car ever...believe me

do not buy a Mercedes...the new ones are crap and i know someone who has a 1999 model and the dealer he brings it to (Foreign Motors West, in Natick or Framingham, Massachusetts), SETS UP THE COMPUTER IN THE CAR SO THAT WARNING LIGHTS COME ON. THEN HE TAKES IT IN, THEY CHARGE HIM 500 BUCKS, AND THEY FIX NOTING. FUCKING BASTARDS! DONT BUY A MERCEDES! GET A JAPANESE CAR LIKE A HONDA OR TOYOTA

by GERMAN CARS SUCK August 4, 2004

Mercedes Mom

A white middle-aged mom who drives around in a mercedes that her husband paid for. They can’t pay for it because theyre middle class but they bought in anyway because they want to look as rich as possible

Dude... why whould you want to go to derek’s? His mom is a mercedes mom

by Pjh412 September 22, 2017

dirty mercedes

The act of getting high, becoming horny, and then pussy popping and not sharing

"Girl, I can't go out tonight. Imma get some edibles and have me a dirty Mercedes!"

by UncleTazz June 4, 2020

Mercedes ML350

An over priced German SUV targeted to wealthy middle aged house wives who constantly are always texting, picking their spoiled kids up from school, and spending their husbonds money on clothes

Look at her mom in her Mercedes ML350. I know, why cant her spoiled kids ride the bus like everybody else?

by DXXN350 August 30, 2010