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Coco-de-mer

A cool fruit that looks exactly like a girl's nether regions posterior and anterior (sometimes with fuzz). It's also a protected plant, and the insides tastes like minty sperm.
Sailors on long journeys would pick up a coco-de-mer from the ocean and worship it.
by A Moot Point! October 6, 2008
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Mer

Tends to be free willed like then ocean. Kind and caring. Shy but knows when to speak up. Very smart. Also very beautiful. Has a carefree soul tend to have water zodiac signs.
Person#1. I didn't finish last night's homework.It was really hard! Did you?
Person#2. Oh! Mer helped me with that!!
by 6720 June 12, 2020
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Mer

Prononciation: MU-RRR

A word commonly used to imitate an annoying, desperate hoe

Can also be used at one’s discretion:
Ex: A-Mer-Zing, MER-ked
Dylan: “she’s so fucking mer, am I right?”
Sawyer: “yeah, I wouldn’t fuck with that mer”
by Mr. Mer Master March 25, 2024
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Mer

(noun) A person who coasts through their personal and professional lives doing things the same shitty way they ever have, with little concern for the impact on other people or their surroundings.

Origin of mer:
1997, Montreal: M(inimum)e(ffort)r(equired)

see also: 'Meh'
"My C-level manager is a total Mer, I hope they stub their toe today."
by kidvicarious November 14, 2022
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gat mer

the people of gat mer hate sherman peabody
the cult of gat mer is awsome
by janitor of the gat mer council September 27, 2022
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Mers

Quick way of saying thank you, derived from the french word "merci"
"Here is some lube"
"Mers"
by olliebollie21 April 25, 2017
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mer

it is slang for care/shut up it can be used for any situation where someone is talking and you can’t be bothered responding mer
“what should we do today” mer
by anonymous April 24, 2021
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