Memory Enhancer

A pad of paper and a sharpened #2 pencil.

BOB: Soon I'll never forget anything again.
Burt: And why is that?
Bob: After watching this infomercial on TV last night I ordered the Memory Enhancer and because I was one of the first thousand callers I get not one but two pads of paper and two sharpened #2 pencils.

by Bullshitzer June 24, 2010

memory swim

Making an effort to hop between fond, old memories in order to displace or squelch the vividness of one's current (likely depressing) situation. Must last for more than a minute to qualify as a swim.

Yeah, since he lost his job and his girl, he'll just leave the TV off and go on a memory swim.

by Lucent July 6, 2004

mammographic memory

When you can't remember chicks' faces but you never forget a pair of tits

"I didn't even recognize her until she took off her shirt—I've got total mammographic memory."

by Maitreya83 April 19, 2015

Ketchup Memory

A memory about something you think is insignificant in the moment like having the perfect ratio of ketchup to fries, but it turns out to be something unforgettable in your life; The little memories that matter.

"I've forgotten so many things that I thought were important during my college career, but I will always remember that one time I had a perfect ketchup to fries ratio. So that's my ketchup memory"

"It hasn't hit me yet that I'm graduating, but eventually all of the Ketchup is going to spill and I'm going to cry"

by TheHottestMonthIsApril April 29, 2015

Spicy memory

Noun. Synonym for "trauma". Used when speaking about a trauma in a comical environment.

You call it trauma, I call it spicy memory.

by elcurzo June 27, 2022

mammary memory

A man's ability to remember any bare breast that he has ever seen, with a high level of detail, even many years after the last sighting of the remembered breast.

At the age of 52, Bill was thankful that his mammary memory allowed him to continue enjoying the sight of his college girlfriend's bare breasts, even though they had broken up before graduating from college.

by Andrew J. Cook October 24, 2009

nostalgic memory

My personal Time machine allows me to go backward in time for the purpose of enjoying the good experiences of my past lived life.

Not to be confused with critical memory the time machine that searches out the bad experiences in hopes of finding someone to hold responsible.

I remember when sex was safe and hang gliding was dangerous but that is a wonderful nostalgic memory.

by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022