matute

A very cool dude, who has a way with the ladies

"That guy is matute"

by Danieloo1 January 17, 2007

Marudashi Omeko

The japanese slang for bare pussy.
Omeko is pussy and censored o-eko.

I would love to find Marudashi omeko

by SoHumHallelujah April 26, 2009

The Naked Matador

A sacred ritual performed by an abnormally large naked man with a towel and a pudgy man with a torn ACL. The large naked man waves his towel in front of the pudgy man. The pudgy man uses all the strength left in his ACL to charge the unclothed matador. The matador eventually defeats the bull and screams and shakes his penis for all to see to signify a victory over the bull. The ritual is to be performed only on a Thursday and is said to provide the Amarillo High School football team with a victory. The act can only be complete if the person playing the matador and the person playing the bull have the same size of football pants. The ritual does not work for playoff games and can be counteracted by a Jew Spell.

Philip dropped his pants to reveal his penis so that he could defeat Dalton in a battle to the death. Dalton charged Philip with all his strength his little ACL could put out, but he was no match for the Naked Matador.

by Homothug45 October 27, 2011

mature

1. What stupid girls say they are when they realize that they are idiots and want people smarter than them to look bad. 2. A word that is so commonly mispronounced, it's pathetic. Especially by people who don't know that soon I will tear their hearts out and eat them!

I'm a huge dumbass cheerleader slut, and you're having fun while still doing better than me in this class. That must mean I'm more mature than you.

by Speaker January 24, 2005

mature

not me

ur so mature -3-

nah fam im gay

by i am a threat October 11, 2018

mature

A self-descriptive term often used in personal ads, which is synonymous with boring mother fucker.

Hi. My name is John. I'm a 34 year old stamp collector with a mature personality.

by judochop November 12, 2007

Matador

Sexual Position involving a gentleman and a lady similar to cowgirl, however, must take place while a lady is on her period and the man is wearing tidy whites*. To preform position female must ride male in typical cowgirl fashion, however, male must keep tidy whities on and stick his member through the slit of his undergarment. When the sex session has come to completion the soaked tidy whities are immediately removed from the male by the female in a swift fashion while saying Olé.

* Any white undergarment may be used as long as it has a slit. The matador is not solely limited to tidy whities

Bonus: Use tidy whities as cape and have either partner run through them similar to a real matador.

Efrain: Babe, I really want you.

Tess: I am on my period :/

Efrain: I don't mind a little red tide. Let's try the matador.

Tess : Great Idea. I'll grab the tidy whities and met you in the bedroom ;)

by Fearless Beggar December 27, 2014