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Matsy

Geeky funny guy who loves American TV.

Matsy is usually a nickname.
Awesome funny guy who will be one of your best friends.
Hahaha loool @ Matsy!!! :)
by Woofs February 19, 2010
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MATHsex

Biggest damn player on the BRMB. Also known for his sexiness, smooth talk, and nerdiness.
Man, you hear about MATHsex?! He's a huge fuckin' geek!
by the whole BRMB March 20, 2005
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mathsosis-torturous-syndrome

Medical condition; the inevitable outcome of participating in too much mathematics, particularly maths methods. It is a potentially fatal state of the mind that can occur to any non-genius participating in maths. It belongs to the group of conditions commonly referred to as mind f*ck.
"How'd it go?"

"Dude after that maths test I almost died of mathsosis-torturous-syndrome"
by OakaCola16 March 2, 2014
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mathsglory

When you wake up in the morning with some massive ass boner. So the only way to get rid of that monsterous morning glory is to think of maths.
mum: John come downstairs i need you to tie my bra
John: Oh shit, ma morning glory still ain't going down
mum: John, what's that hard thing pressing against by back
John: 'Oh shit think of maths' .... 'Thankyou mathsglory'
by Hellohelloguys May 24, 2017
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Mathsgasm

The orgasmic feeling of excitement one may feel once someone has discovered something mathematical
Person 1: "because you square it, there are 4 answers rather than the conventional 2."
Person 2: "omg i think i just had a mathsgasm."
by XxXSpasticXxX May 16, 2018
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Maths

A spiral🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪 Maths includes a lot of things: Annoying teachers, equations , algeBRA and the most important - a S-P-I-R-A-L
A spiral has many things in it , obviously includes Maths , but there are also some more things in it . A spiral has a growing step , the first step is to learn Maths, than be a nerd , than be smart ,than be a Maths teacher ,than be an engineer , than be a person with BIG CRISPY LIPS 👄 cuz if you don’t have big lips , you can’t be a normal person. For example people who have big lips are like Bob the Builder,Dora the explorer,etc(not offending the “cartoon characters”)

So , Maths is a spiral and remember , when someone asks you what is Maths , you answer them , “Maths is a sᴘɪʀᴀʟ!!!!!”
Maths is a spiral.
Spiral means Maths.
Maths includes a lot of things.
by Mathsisaspiral January 25, 2019
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Maths

The most boring subject known by man
It is banned from multiple countries for people dying in their chairs as the teacher pursuits them with "Equations".
This is the death of me
Help me please I'm begging, Im stuck in the dreaded maths
by OhSuger August 15, 2019
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