The highest rank in gaming you can achieve. If you are a real Maarten, you are an expert in Call Of Duty 4 and you love to read Tom Clansey books. A Maarten is also an expert at building LEGO-structures and in a drunk mood he screams: MWOATEH MWOATEH is the best!!
Did you build that LEGO Castle
Yes, I'm proud I'm such a Maarten.
Did you just kill him with a headshot :O!
Yes, that was a uber ownage pro lol Maarten shot.
Yes, I'm proud I'm such a Maarten.
Did you just kill him with a headshot :O!
Yes, that was a uber ownage pro lol Maarten shot.
by Diddy Geller December 15, 2008
Get the Maarten mug.A Mac fan that blindly believe that any products produced by Apple Inc. is superior to all other products of the same kind. Such a person believe that Apple is the "de facto standard" of similar products and also believe that Apple is the victim from which others simply copy inventions from.
User 1: Do you thing this ASUS laptop or that Toshiba's is faster? I got so excited after I tried Windows 7.
User 2: Neither, Windows 7 is just Windows. You should get a Mac, "it just works" and doesn't have "thousand of viruses".
User 1: Have you even use Windows 7?
User 2: No, but it is a rebrand of Windows Me and Windows Vista. No matter how much Microsoft try to copy from Mac, Windows 7 is just like putting lipstick on a pig.
Users 1: You are such a Mactard, commenting on a product you haven't even use!
User 2: Neither, Windows 7 is just Windows. You should get a Mac, "it just works" and doesn't have "thousand of viruses".
User 1: Have you even use Windows 7?
User 2: No, but it is a rebrand of Windows Me and Windows Vista. No matter how much Microsoft try to copy from Mac, Windows 7 is just like putting lipstick on a pig.
Users 1: You are such a Mactard, commenting on a product you haven't even use!
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"Sarah used to be intelligent but then became mactarded in college. She's a slut now.
"Sarah used to be intelligent but then became mactarded in college. She's a slut now.
by HPiddy December 23, 2009
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mactard to windows user:
"hey dude check this out, I have 60,000 pictures in this folder and iMistakenIdentity has identified my face in 20,000 of them. Check this out....oh, that's my brothers naked butt....wait check this one out....oops that's not me either - how did that get in there. Hang on I'll find a picture that has me in it.
windows user to mactard:
So where are you at with the sales report for the CEO?
mactard to windows user:
I haven't started my PC yet. Hey come check out this new song by lil-weeny.
"hey dude check this out, I have 60,000 pictures in this folder and iMistakenIdentity has identified my face in 20,000 of them. Check this out....oh, that's my brothers naked butt....wait check this one out....oops that's not me either - how did that get in there. Hang on I'll find a picture that has me in it.
windows user to mactard:
So where are you at with the sales report for the CEO?
mactard to windows user:
I haven't started my PC yet. Hey come check out this new song by lil-weeny.
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