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Massage Mill

A massage center that abuses and underpays massage therapists to churn out a large number of massages per day. Typically employs a lot of young women and POC.
"Hey! That massage place is offering one hour massages for only $60!"

"Bro, that place is a Massage Mill. The therapists are so busted, the massages aren't even worth $60."
by doublyy March 19, 2021
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Orc Massage

That one game with nudity in it where you play as an Orc that massages half-naked women, whose boss is a Goblin. During a Vinesauce stream a chat member mentioned the game to Vinny, where it became a big meme afterwards in the Vinesauce community. He actually streamed the game on his Twitch, where he had to censor most of the game because he doesn’t want to risk getting banned from the platform.
Vinny: *Sees Orc Massage* “What the fuck is this?”
by NepgearAfficionado June 15, 2022
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Angry massage

When a wife asks a husband for a massage without sex, he Jack's off on her back rubs it in and goes to sleep.
Wife to girlfriend: Dean must be mad, he gave me an angry massage last night.
by Mongo likes candy April 5, 2023
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massaging kink

When your partner massages the knots out of you back and the moans from pain turn them on.
"Oh yeah that guy was kinky, he had a massaging kink"
"No way, I'm so jealous!"
by Dudethatsforshizuptheyinyang January 18, 2018
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taint massage

Using your hand,gently message the taint until your partner is ready to be mounted.
Wow Nic sure knows how to perform a taint massage. That cow is about ready to mount!
by COYBOY NIC May 16, 2018
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Gateway Massage

Massage that leads to sex
Ted gave Jan a gateway massage because he hoped it would help him get laid.
by Barry Spanier January 26, 2020
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Oral Massage

The act of being lied to by another which produces a positive sensation despite the person knowing it is a lie.
Although Kenny knew that Alisha had "Frenched" his best friend last night, her oral massage which consisted of her doing it in order to be a better kisser for him made him feel good.
by von groovy May 17, 2017
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