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marry-jew-wanna

A syndrome wherein a Gentile desires to marry a Jewish person because they believe that Jews are nicer and/or more affluent than most other people.
Why is Cindy going to a synagogue? Isn't she a Baptist?

She suffers from marry-jew-wanna.
by Phil Goodman March 30, 2009
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marry joanna

smoke somw erb and marry joanna
by harray shipmonay March 19, 2008
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Martyna

A polish crackhead, likes catos and dogs and does ket on the weekend. The only way to kill them is anti-martyna spray
Martyna eats catos
by Catos and dogos October 8, 2019
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Facebook Marry

1. Adding your Spouse on Facebook as "Married"
2. Adding your boyfriend or girlfriend on facebook as "married" instead of "in a relationship with", popular with younger users.
3. Making your relationship status on facebook married to a close friend, or as a dare.
1. I need to facebook marry my wife on facebook, she just made one.
2. Joe and Kim got married?!?! What did I miss?

Nah dude, they're just facebook married.
3. My boyfriend broke up with me, marry be on facebook pretty please =)
3rd Person to like this status I will marry on facebook!
by facebookmarriagecounseler April 7, 2011
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Marwyncopter

A horrible sound made as a byproduct of speaking by people with abnormally large lips and protruding teeth. For Homo Sapiens, this sound cna be difficult, if not impossible to mimic. The sound gets its name from its similarity to the rotor blades of a helicopter spinning while the helicopter is landing, and is usually written as "bbbbbbbbbbb" with each "b" sharing the same sound as it would in "book" or "bed".

People with this affliction also usually have a lisp and cannot prnouce an "r" sound. They are known as Marwyns
Homo Sapien: Hi there Marwyn, how's it going?
Marwyn: It'th goin' gweat thankth!
Homo Sapien: So what are you doing this weekend?
Marwyn: I'm gonna pway thum Wethident Evil Five, and all other kinds of thingth I have pla-- bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb!!!!!!!!

(the Homo Sapien then proceeds to run away to avoid the shower of spit generated from the Marwyncopter)
by Anon #11111 May 23, 2009
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Martyn

Martyn is an adorable Irish boy. He's super flirty and funny, and he also really enjoys music. He always knows how to make people smile and he blames Pete Wentz.
MARTYN IS PERF
by sydneylikestea December 9, 2012
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Marryversary

Marriage anniversary for gay couples only. Does not apply to heterosexual couples.
Dan and Ray just celebrated their 10th marryversary.
by Momon January 9, 2011
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