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Meatball Marinara

A Meatball Marinara is when you eat a girls ass that is full of shit while she is on her period. The mix of poop and blood will resemble a meatball marinara sandwich.
Bill: Hey, how did that date go last night?
Me: Great, she let me do a Meatball Marinara on her!
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Me: IDK, she made me do a Meatball Marinara on her...
by meatball_man January 31, 2021
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Muff Marinade

The voluntary act of storing semen in your vagina overnight to savor the enjoyment.
Holly loved the creampie so much she had to go for the all night muff marinade.
by Skank Hunt January 7, 2024
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Massachusetts Marinade

When you combine piss and cum from both participating partners inside a gallon ziploc bag and then use it as a cooking marinade, eating the food in said marinade with your partner the next day
Bro 1: DAMN, this lobster boil good as hell
Bro 2: thanks, me and Cheryl made it with our Massachusetts marinade
by Big eats April 24, 2024
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Purple carrot marinara

To tie ones penis or clitoris up with a string until it turns purplish and taking a cheese grater to it till it creates a "sauce".
Different sides of the cheese grater for different consistency, season for added flavor and serve on your favorite dish or face.
Purple carrot marinara sauce: fresh made

Johnny wanted to make his home made dish for Sarah but didn't have spice for his purple carrot marinara.
by Istabu2day April 6, 2022
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Location: Male Dormitory
Participants: Enzo, Will, Justin, Aidan, John, and Ilya (by proxy)

At approximately midnight, Senatorial Candidate John Anglum, hurled a plastic cup of frozen marinara at the dormitory door of two of his fellow students, one of whom was the current Senator, Justin Bergeron, after discovering it had been placed in his fridge by his roommate. Chaos ensued as Justin was forced to slam his door to shield himself and his roommate from the wrath of the candidate, and while neither had any political grudges in the past, these actions could only come from hatred and malice. Only time will tell if this will be another footnote in history, or the final blow to John’s already tumultuous political carrier.
Ben: Did you hear about the 2022 “MarinaraIncident?
Ronald: Yeah I hear it might cost John his whole carrier.
by sunnA sunU September 29, 2022
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Hot doging marinara

When you have sex with a girl on her period and then rubb it on her ass and have another person lick the blood off of your peins until you CuM while you're peins is still between her ass cheeks.
Me my girlfriend and her sister had a threesome we were so drunk they let me try hot doging marinara and I got it on video it's crazy
by The mans dictionary June 23, 2023
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Mountain Beaver Marinade

When you drink a mouthful of Mt. Dew, swish it around inside your mouth, spit it back out in your girl's pussy and then fuck it.
My girlfriend's bedroom has had an ant problem ever since I gave her that Mountain Beaver Marinade last week.
by Lord Tachungus March 22, 2025
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