mañana

Airborne disease afflicting the entire state of New Mexico, but especially the Greater Albuquerque-Bernalillo County area. Symptoms include laziness and a general disinclination to get anything done on time, making promises one knows one had no intention whatsoever of keeping, and basically shuffling along sleepily through life sucking benefits off government programs while contributing nothing to society around oneself.

Also known as the reason New Mexico is poor.

Dan: Matt, I thought you were going to get us those tools we ordered. We needed them a week ago.

Matt: Yawn. Uh... ok, I'll get started on that tomorrow.

Dan: I can't stand the fuckin' mañana in these people.

by Misas October 6, 2007

haner mananer

A squirrel found in space that farts out fireworks when it gets pissed off.

"Holy fucking haner mananer shit balls ass fuck cock!"

by Chris April 6, 2005

manask

An act by a man when asking a woman or feminist to provide answers to questions he is capable of readily acquiring the answers for, most often in reference to gender inequality.

Miles likes to manask rather than do a Google search because it means he's not accountable for the facts, himself.

by Lelex November 21, 2014

manana

the penis. used mainly in reference to acts of homosexuality.

Richard likes to smoke mananas.

by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003

MANARKY

the act of being manly and anarchist simultaneously.

one who lifts stolen weights is commiting manarky

by jezzejezze July 9, 2011

hasta manana

have a nice day, or like peace out man. or just plain something fucked up

2. you have to do this

1hello.
2hi, can i have a blue berry cheese cake ice cream in a waffle cone?
1sure.
2thank you.
1here you go.
2thank you.
1hasta manana

2. 1dude i dont wanna go to this fudge fest man, it sounds like a total dud.
2 HASTA MANANA!!!!!!!!!

by AnjaBananja July 21, 2006

manana

1. The fleshy area between the thighs of a male human. A Combination of the words Man and banana.

2. The curved penile shaft.

Many believe the word originated out of a simple misunderstanding between a Chinese speaking person and an Englishman.

"Q proceeded to vomit blood after being struck in the manana by the disease-ridden prostitute."

"My manana is so big, I have to wrap it around my leg."

by Tyler Marlatt December 17, 2006