Mammoth Meat

A game and social annoyance to try with coworkers on slow days or during lunch break. What meat would they eat? If they had a chance to try meat from a Wooly Mammoth, would they? If not what about a unicorn, or a blue whale, or a dinosaur, or a mermaid, or kraken. Get more and more outlandish until they yell at you

C: If wooly mammoths were brought back from extinction, would you eat mammoth meat?
A: No.
C: If unicorns existed, would you eat their meat?
A: No.
C: How about a blue whale?
A: I don’t like seafood
C: Mermaid?
A: I’m not a cannibal
C: The fish part.
A: No on seafood
C: Between that and Mammoth meat what would you have
A: Shut up

by anonymous August 23, 2025

Mammoth Lakes

A mountain town in California that gets it's reputation from having a ski resort. People think that Mammoth is fun in the winter but they don't know much about the amazing summers. So many outdoor activities for individuals and families. Hiking, fishing, sight-seeing, mountain biking, sunbathing, swimming, etc.

Move to Mammoth Lakes for the winter; stay for the summer.

by passionateaboutsummer May 24, 2018

honey mammoth

a woman that cost 6 mana to play, 7 feet tall is a 6/6 & that has trample. "And i thought i had a big sweet tooth" -Gannet, Skysail zoologist

she fr a honey mammoth bro, the ground trembles with every step.

by mightymoose1234 July 1, 2024

Mammoth Toe

It's like Camel Toe, just on a 400 lb person.

John: Damn, did you see the mammoth toe on that huge woman in the yoga pants!?!
Bob: Oh god!! I didn't need to see an MT that nasty!

by Ditty00 December 2, 2014

Utah Mammoth

The Utah Mammoth are a professional ice hockey team based in Salt Lake City. The Mammoth compete in the National Hockey League (NHL) as a member of the Central Division in the Western Conference. The franchise joined the league as an expansion team for the 2024–25 season. The team plays its home games at the Delta Center, an arena they share with the Utah Jazz of the National Basketball Association (NBA).

The team was created on April 18, 2024, with the NHL Board of Governors granting an expansion franchise to Jazz owner Ryan Smith. In lieu of an expansion draft to stock the new team, Smith acquired the hockey assets (players, coaching staff, and draft picks) of the Arizona Coyotes, which suspended hockey operations at the same time.5 The team played its inaugural season in 2024–25 with the temporary name Utah Hockey Club while a permanent name could be determined. The team's name, colors, and jerseys for their inaugural season were revealed on June 13, 2024.8 After playing a full season under the temporary name, a fan vote led to the permanent name of Utah Mammoth, which was revealed on May 7, 2025.

News anchor: The Arizona Coyotes will move to Utah on April 19, 2024
NHL fans: Aw come on man!
May 7, 2025
News Anchor: The Utah Hockey Club has changed their name to Utah Mammoth today.

by NewYork6792 June 4, 2025

Mammoth hands

No species has ever seen before the big fat giant shovels on the end of one’s arms that evade all scientific explanation.

Stranger: What on earth is on the end of Terris arms?
Leah: Oh that’s just her mammoth hands

by Founder of mammoth hands April 12, 2024

Willy Mammoth

When you grow your pubes out too much your junk looks like a prehistoric elephant

Aston you need to shave your Willy mammoth

by Huntebro February 13, 2024